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[Lyeos]

Granted, but you have to jog ten miles to get to the nearest restaurant.

I wish I could commit any crime without having to face punishment.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you use your get out of jail free card on jaywalking.

I wish for MIND SPIDERS.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The only thing on your mind is spiders. You can't get your mind off of spiders. You can't stop thinking about them.

I wish for a crow to appear in a random bar wielding a crowbar.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It kills anyone who speaks in its presence

I wish for it to become a vigilante crime fighter.

[Tawa]

Granted. A guy with a combat knife kills it.

I wish for Woody Harrelson.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you kidnap some guy named Woody Harrel's son.

I wish I knew if a certain self-proclaimed "noob GM" had done well on his exams and was ready to let us post in his thread again.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He bassed the bar, and as a lawyer has no time for these games. The thread is given over to chaos, post what you will. (Don't actually do that, IDK the context)

I wish other people were awake at 9AM.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are serial killers and live right next to you.

I wish for more free time.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get kicked out of whatever school and/or job you may be involved in.

I wish I had a really good 3D map-making thing for my computer that I could use so I wouldn't have to remember everything about the giant city I'm planning for that thing.

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Granted. He bassed the bar, and as a lawyer has no time for these games. The thread is given over to chaos, post what you will. (Don't actually do that, IDK the context)

Actually, we basically handled it ourselves until one of us got stuck in an unexpected plot-related fight just before the GM decided he didn't wanna deal with posts until his exams were over. So, yeah, we'd be doing that if not for the plot.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You have to pay 100$ to use it.

I wish for giant robots.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, they're evil.

I wish I had more free time, without being kicked out of my school, or otherwise being negatively affected.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you spend it staring boredly at this screen.

I wish for Bay12 dramatic readings.

[Shoruke]

Granted. They are read aloud by Margaret Atwood, who has the most soporific voice ever. Also she keeps breaking into your house at like 5 AM to read them to you.

I wish Frozen had more of Elsa in it.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it has pieces of her on the roof, and the walls, the floor, and a little of her on the windows.

I wish that when people said to give them five minutes to do something, they actually meant five minutes and not over an hour.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, people are now forced to be accurate with the estimates of how long things will take.
carpenters and subcontractors descend upon you in a angry mob and string you up in an old fashioned lynching because you've cost them millions of dollars.

 I wish for world Hippyness.