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[nomoetoe]

Granted, thousands of comets come nearby earth in a beautiful display, in a location that is beyond your sight.

I wish for an assemblage of all the members of the bay12forums, and for it to take place in a bungalow with an Effervescent atmosphere.

[~Neri]

Granted, I lick each and every one of them.

I wish that there were coyotes everywhere.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they're everywhere in your mind because you're on drugs.

Alright, fine. We're gonna do it the hard way. I wish for no more animal-related wishes from Kevak or nomoetoe on top of the bans I placed earlier.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, sadly the bans are Ephemeral.

I wish to battle with a clone of myself and after we are both exhausted we conflate into a grotesque mass that gives off a dulcet smell which causes everyone who smells it to Inure

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This amalgam is in turn slain by a skinless clone of me wielding a pickaxe.

I wish to know what happens when mescaline collides with TCH in the body of someone who is already drunk.

[Shoruke]

Granted. But when your mastery of biochemistry is made public, random people keep looking you up and asking you to make them meth.

I wish for powwow guy upstairs to stop having powwows every morning. Seriously, some of us are still trying to sleep at 9AM.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, he has them every night when everyone is going to bed.

I wish to cease being flummoxed

[Shoruke]

Granted, you are instead flabbergasted.

I wish for at-will teleportation powers.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You can teleport to wherever your friend Will is. Too bad you don't have any friends named Will.

I wish for FABULOUS rainbow foxes, for I am evil.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but as this is not allowed by the wish made earlier, they vanish in a puff of smoke and lightning strikes you down.

I wish Kevak's character descriptions/backstories weren't longer than the thing I typed up for the setting that I was gonna put an RtD in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sure, it was supposed to just give you a general overview of how shitty the city had become and the current situation, but still.

Yeah, I scrapped it. Wasn't feeling satisfied with it when I read back over it and didn't have the energy or motivation to make changes, so now you'll never know what I had planned! Ha!

[Scotsmen]

Granted. They were only two words.

I wish people would stop singing Let it Go.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. ♫ EVERYTHING IS AWESOME ♫

I wish I had the Lego Movie on dvd.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but the DVD is both broken and was stolen from a store.

I wish I was cynical in a comedic way.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is permanent. Your friends are unable to realize it's comedic and stop hanging out with you.

I wish for water.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You've got a big thing that's 70% full of it, you just have to get it out somehow.

I wish breakfast was open earlier on weekends.