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[WillowLuman]

Granted. It blows. (Bankrupt your party for a single-use grenade, m8)

I wish for an up-to-date Mounth And Blade western mod.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Mounth and Blade western mod is updated, whatever Mounth is.

I wish people in the real world were more understanding.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Alcohol to the rescue!

I wish for a bright idea.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it blinds you.

I wish for mead.

[Worldmaster27]

I'm sorry what? Beads? Okay.

Granted. You get a FABULOUS rainbow bead necklace.

I wish for a genie that is hard of hearing.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. That's you

I wish for nomoetoe's wish to get another corruption

[Worldmaster27]

I'm sorry what? Means? Okay.

Granted. You must spend the rest of your life finding the means of various sets of numbers.

I wish that the world would never end.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You can only be sure if you stick around for that long, though.

I wish Worldmaster27 had better hearing, and for someone that's not him to grant this.

[Worldmaster27]

I'm sorry what? You want me to grant this? Okay.

Granted. I now have 1% better hearing.

I wish I would stop doing this.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You piledrive hearing aids into your ear canals.

I wish for cybernetic eyebrows.

[Shoruke]

Granted. They interfere with your optical nerves, making it hard to see.

I wish my tummy would stop hurting 

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Now your nose itches, and it won't stop.

I wish cancer was cured.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the cure is gender reassignment surgery.

I wish for everyone in the world to be kissed by the one they will love as soon as HugoLuman listens to "Beelzeboss".

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They love SATAN.

I wish there were more awesome rock operas about rock.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, everyone in the soap opera is a rock. its very boring.

I wish for Kevak to become FABULOUSLY FABULOUS  like myself so that we may FABULOUSLY rule FABULOUSLY together over a grand FABULOUS empire FABULOUSLY full of FABULOUSLY FABULOUS rainbow foxes and FABULOUS walruses, and to have FABULOUSLY FABULOUS snuggle parties with the FABULOUS leaders when they FABUOUSLY visit my FABULOUSLY FABULOUS rainbow palace.