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[Noel.se]

Granted. It is possessed by an eldritch abomination.

I wish for a gaming computer.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's a console.

I wish for better breakfast than grits.

[Shoruke]

You are given a plate full of dead bugs to eat for breakfast. They're very high in vitamins, so it's even healthier for you than grits!

I wish for beautiful paintings to hang in my room.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are beautiful depictions of brutal decapitation and vicious murder. You may only hang them in your bedroom or next to the main door.

I wish all of the Men of War games were free for me.

[IronTomato]

Granted, the economy ruptures.

I wish for a sheep.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it kicks you in the head with its hoof. ded. c:

I wish for Kevak to be unable to decide whether IronTomato should live or die.

[~Neri]

Granted, Kevak also doesn't care and goes back to rping.

I wish that the world had more foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there all in a FABULOUS pit.

I wish for me and Kevak to cuddle,

[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish for more foxes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you have maxed out your fox allowance. Any further fox related wishes will be interpreted as "Fox News"

I wish to hear the best song in the world, not just a tribute.

[Tawa]

Granted. The Tuatha'an give up their pacifistic ways to kill you for the song.

I wish that Alt code worked.

[Shoruke]

Granted? ò_ô

I wish to have one of those deployable, exploding sheep from Worms.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. A "gift" from the enemy team.

I wish for a good Worms clone that isn't behind a paywall.

[Shoruke]

Granted. The newest version has magma-killsats, don't you know!

I wish to unlock all of the support conversations in Fire Emblem: Awakening instantly.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Granted, its in engrish pig latin.

I wish for Mount and Blade : With Fire and Sword