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Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17190 on: May 28, 2014, 10:02:16 am »
Granted. Instead, we tell them to malevolent genies who don't even make the corruption entertaining!

I wish people wouldn't corrupt genuine wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17191 on: May 28, 2014, 10:03:11 am »
Granted, turns out everybody actually wants bad things to happen!

I wish everyone had an Alot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17192 on: May 28, 2014, 10:04:13 am »
Granted. Everyone but me has Alot of pain and depression.

I wish consoles weren't so bad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17193 on: May 28, 2014, 10:06:50 am »
Granted. They're even worse.

I wish I could access the Internet more often.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17194 on: May 28, 2014, 10:24:09 am »
Granted. You spend all that time posting here.

I wish dogs were our benevolent overlords.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17195 on: May 28, 2014, 10:26:57 am »
Granted. They implement rules like mandatory butt-sniffing upon greeting, and mandatory chasing of thrown objects in every context. "For your own good".

I wish for a pet cat that doesn't bugger off when I pick it up to cuddle.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17196 on: May 28, 2014, 10:28:08 am »
Granted, it pees on you, then uses it's claws to rip your stomach open and curls up inside of you.

I wish for malevolent robot overlords.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17197 on: May 28, 2014, 01:58:23 pm »
Granted. They act like Hitler.

I wish I had time-travel abilities.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17198 on: May 28, 2014, 02:13:11 pm »
Granted. You are stuck in a loop of time travel whenever you try to go to Scotland.

I wish I was a book.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17199 on: May 28, 2014, 02:15:46 pm »
Granted. You are a Twilight book about to be set on fire by an edgy teenager.

I wish for spiders in my face.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17200 on: May 28, 2014, 02:22:06 pm »
Granted, thousands of spiders are crawling beneath your skin for weeks before bursting out and killing your loved ones.

I wish a certain seemingly hyper fox-loving guy had eaten way too much sugar and was in Worldmaster27's house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17201 on: May 28, 2014, 02:24:56 pm »
Granted. My brother is still in my house.

I wish a certain hyper fox-loving trap who had eaten WAY too much sugar was in Lyeos's personal space.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17202 on: May 28, 2014, 02:50:18 pm »
Granted.

I wish for foxes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17203 on: May 28, 2014, 02:53:05 pm »
Granted, they eat you. <3

I wish for FABULOUS foxes to dance FABULOUSLY while I run around spewing FABULOUS rainbows FABULOUSLY while lyeos FABULOUSLY sings about magicians as Worldmaster27 makes a FABULOUS statue of us all together, then for us to go back to my FABULOUS rainbow palace and have a FABULOUS feast.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17204 on: May 28, 2014, 02:54:55 pm »
Quote from: nomoetoe on May 28, 2014, 02:53:05 pm
Granted, they eat you. <3

I wish for FABULOUS foxes to dance FABULOUSLY while I run around spewing FABULOUS rainbows FABULOUSLY while lyeos FABULOUSLY sings about magicians as Worldmaster27 makes a FABULOUS statue of us all together, then for us to go back to my FABULOUS rainbow palace and have a FABULOUS feast.

Granted, however someone misheard you and replaces FABULOUS with FEROCIOUS.  This is now a really strange bloodbath.

I wish all of my Wireless devices had infinite battery lifetimes.
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