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[Lyeos]

Granted, you have to make it, then I hijack it and turn it into a game about democide, wastelands, serial-killer killing "heroes", and jaywalking.

I wish someone that isn't me would head to this thread and post in it to throw people for a loop.

((Yeah. I noticed one on the last page and accidentally posted it as the link instead of the right one, so I changed it. S'what I get for having multiple tabs open.))

[WillowLuman]

GAH! I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY REPLY IN THAT THREAD!

Granted, but it takes an equal amount of time of the thread's current inactivity for anyone to post in it.

I wish I hadn't gotten food poisoning today.

EDIT: Aaaand you changed the link! But not soon enough...

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. You've got Malaria.

I wish I knew what I want.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you want nothing.

I wish successfully commit omnicide.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This causes the universe to reboot to the last saved state.

I wish I hadn't just necro'd a thread from 2008 _goddamnit

[Lyeos]

Granted, you necro'd all the threads from 2008. Most shun you, but Lyeos nods in approval, because some of those threads need to come back, darn it!

I wish people didn't get so mad when people necro'd threads.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Now they only get mildly angry.

I wish someone would make a good wish.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, the wish is made immediately after you die.

I wish I could experience insanity without any of problems that come with it.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You go insane, and all of those "problems" become some silly made up positive nonsense like "benefits", so you still experience them... But not as problems, because you enjoy them and think they're benefits.

I wish someone other than me would nag about updates this time.

[Shoruke]

Granted.
Toady why would you fix that bug where monarchs designate pack animals to be the general of the army, that`s an awesome Skyrim-style bug, you should keep it, and why are you making Dwarves climb trees and things like hippy Elves, they`d rather die, it`s more realistic if they don't

I wish I knew how to disable the ctrl+shift shortcut on my keyboard that keeps making me switch into the "international" keyboard with not-quite-apostrophes and unusable quotation marks.
After having this laptop for five years and not figuring it out, I finally, only just now that I posted this, managed to figure that one out. You can customize the language-related keyboard shortcuts on the language bar. Doi. So now I wish for, I dunno, cupcakes or something.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I'm not gonna post the link because Cupcakes is bleh.

I wish my family would stop trying to interact with me for the first time in days now that it's almost one in the morning and I want to sleep!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They stop for one second, then start again.

I wish more people would give me opinions on my idea in Rollers Block.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. All of the opinions are from trolls.

I wish to know WHY EXACTLY I SEEM TO BE CURSED SO AS TO BE UNABLE TO PLAY ANY PHANTASY STAR ONLINE GAME IN EXISTENCE.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You now know.

I wish Imperial Guardsman wasn't so angry and upset.

[TD1]

Granted. He's more angry an upset.

I wish that no one would post genuine wishes here, they'll only get corrupted