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[~Neri]

Granted, you're also in a game of Cortex Command, attempting to siege an enemy bunker with no money whatsoever and a basic pistol. Have fun!

I wish for foxes.

[nomoetoe]

granted, I cut there heads off with my FABULOUS rainbow broadsword
I wish to come back as a FABULOUS rainbow magic ghost that cannot be put to rest.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you come back as a ghost after everyone else has died.

I wish I knew why Th4DwArfY1 wanted Kevak and Lyeos to raise a fox together.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. I don't know, but you do. It's in your brain now.

I wish "Shipping" meant people were trying to sink each other with canons.

[~Neri]

Granted, the ships in Ship of the Line begin "sinking" each other's [REDACTED] with their cannons.

I wish that I didn't just make a really really inappropriate grant.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You relinquish your genie powers out of shame.

I wish for SHAME POWERS.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You shame your family, and your name is forever cursed.

I wish for genie powers.

[~Neri]

Granted, you live in a lamp deep under the sea.

I wish for foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there on mars.

i wish Kevak would dance with a FABULOUS 500 foot tall centaur

[Lyeos]

Granted.

Granted, but you have to raise them with Th4DwArfY1.

Granted, but the centaur has four left feet and ends up stepping on both him and you.

I wish for a team deathmatch! But who will be on the different teams?

[Scotsmen]

Granted! You are in a deathmatch against yourself!

granted, now all your wishes have to have the word FABULOUS at least twice.

I wish that Scotsmen also had to make his wishes in the form of a poorly drawn comic.

Spoiler: Really guys? REALLY? (click to show/hide)

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Instead, you have to include the word FABULOUS 3 times a wish, write it in a detailed full color comic, and dance while balancing a bunch of plates on your forehead without dropping them.

I wish I would add more to that corruption.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he also has to add strobe lights and a dancing llama.

I wish Scotsmen was free from all these ridiculous requirements.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He is his avatar, and is stuck in an unending loop.

I wish for advanced creativity.

[nomoetoe]

granted, it's too advanced for you to comprehend you lie on the ground foaming FABULOUSLY at the mouth until foxes come and devour you.
i wish for ABSOLUTE POWER!