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[JackOSpades]

 Granted, it happens in real life when some awesome dude rides a Tornado through your house.

I wish to ride a tornado through HugoLuman's house

[WillowLuman]

Granted. I climb up top, rob you, kick you off, and ride off into the badlands on your tornado.

I wish for the next part of the tale: assembling a posse. But who is doing this against who?

[Lyeos]

Granted. Kevak assembles a posse against Worldmaster27 for not updating his TSG consisting of:
Myself, due to boredom,
Prophet, for obvious reasons,
CaptainMcClellan because I'll fudge his roll,
And ZalkozDestbro because they're pals.

I wish for the next part of this tale: the showdown.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I summon Cthulhu in power armor to stop you, and it manages to break the fourth wall from the outside and kill Mel. Thankfully you are able to defeat it. But it is not yet dead, and may appear later. Also, Prophet was wounded in the combat.

I wish for the next part of this tale: the journey to get stuff to save Prophet.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but Lyeos decides it isn't worth the effort and uses his secret Cleric powers to resurrect Mel.

I wish for the next part of this tale: Prophet's funeral.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Moments after Prophet dies, his corpse bursts apart into numerous insects. It appears Cthulhu planted something inside of him. After the ensuing fight, everyone is wary of Mel.

I wish for the next part of this tale: It's a trap!

[Tawa]

Granted. IT'S A FLOWCHART WITH NO END!

I wish for wizardry.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You inherit the long-lost IPs of Sirtech, and the ancient fans put a curse upon you for eternal suffering that can only be broken by releasing more Wizardry games.

I wish for Wizardry 9

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get to make it.

I wish a certain someone wasn't so worried about his exams that he told everyone to stop posting in his thread.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He doesn't give a fuck and completely fails school.

I wish someone wasn't being passive aggressive.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He's being normally aggressive instead. Let the slaughter begin.

I wish that certain someone from earlier all the luck in passing his exams.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. There is no luck, you wasted a wish!

I wish for dragonfly larvae in the pond.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted but the pond is radioactive and the resulting Mega Dragonfly's lay waste to the nearest city with their atomic Fire-breath.

I wish for more good Kaiju movies.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone thinks that they're good, but you hate them.

I wish for threads about why I'm amazing.

[TD1]

Granted. They're all about why I'm amazing.

I wish for Worldmaster27 to have the entire Wheel of Time Series in book form, right now.