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[Lyeos]

Granted. Attractive women for everyone.

I wish for hugs. Hugs for everyone.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Your bad luck kicks in more frequently now.

Granted. The word "Foxes" is adopted as the new slang for "venereal disease", and then everyone gets "foxes". Meanie 

Granted. The person giving out the hugs has armpit lice.

I wish to have good luck!

[TD1]

Granted. You steal it from your family.

I wish that Blitz were a dragon that could in no way be slaughtered.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He can't die, but still feels all the pain of being ripped into tiny pieces. He reforms and kills you for making this wish.

I wish... I wish I had a submarine.

[TD1]

Granted. It's yellow, and at the bottom of the sea. With no way of getting up.

I wish I had a perfectly functional, indestructible submarine where no crew was needed except me, and I couldn't die whilst on board.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you have a sub-marine,that is,a marine that goes underwater,good luck getting on board.

I wish my mornings went better.

[TD1]

Granted. Your afternoons get worse, though.

I wish I had the diving gear required to get on my sub-marine.

[PTDfun]

Granted. It's a deep-diving metal suit. You sink to the submarine with no way of returning to the surface.

I wish for a pet fox.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You don't have any air in the tank, though.

Granted. Your family hates it and order you to get rid of it. When you don't, your parents disown you.

I wish I would start a forum game soon.

[Shoruke]

Granted. However, it's very confusing and didn't come with a manual. You're likely to die if you use it improperly...

Granted. You unwittingly say something incredibly racist in the OP and nobody will do you the courtesy of posting in your thread.

I wish to be able to do that thing that my dad does where, when people ask for help with their tech, he shows up and then it all just works. I want to be able to do that at will.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It only works for people named Will.

I wish for puns.

[Lyeos]

Granted, when you walk away it stops working, and then they call you back. You die from sleep deprivation.

Granted. "Puns" are a new invention. They're hamburger buns made of potatoes, so you eat the fries and burger at the same time.

I wish Zal would end the combat part in his game so we, as the players, can actually post in it and roll for each other like we've been doing. Perhaps leading into the mini-quest for my character that reveals the backstory that I didn't have time to set up properly due to unexpected events causing us to arrive at a location well before we should have, or allowing Kevak to finish his mini-quest.  Yes, I had to make this wish.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He updates it after his exams, and you just wasted a wish kinda being selfish. Way to go, asshole-that-is-me. You also just double-posted.

I wish I was more patient.

[AndClayton]

Granted, you're now permanently an in-patient at a mental asylum in 1952.

Good luck.

I wish I had the power to control time with ultimate control and no consequences of using said power.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Nothing happens directly, but people begin to notice and burn you because you are obviously a demon disguised as a witch disguised as a warlock disguised as an average Joe from 2014.

I wish I was a demon disguised as a witch disguised as a warlock disguised as a cat disguised as a dog.