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[~Neri]

Granted, the game is about foxes.

Granted. It's Vulpine related instead.

I wish the fox overlords were alive and just as awesome.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. They are alive and awesome, but a giant robot appears and squishes them all while fighting Godzilla.

I wish Kevak would just stop making annoying fox or animal related wishes.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. He makes annoying trap-related wishes instead.

I wish I was in the world of Dwarf Fortress.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are in the middle of nowhere. At night. Alone.

I wish I was a fortress overseer.

[Shoruke]

Granted. The fortress in question is in the middle of a tantrum spiral. Also the front gate has been destroyed so there's no way out. Also you are not a dorf so you can't build a bridge on your own. And the whole place smells like dead cats and stale booze. And you get mud on your pants everywhere you walk.

I wish I had a legion of loyal dorfs to do my bidding!

[Tawa]

Granted. Tantrum spirals lead to your army's death.

I wish I could throw Kevak in jail for the fox nonsense.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It is proven that you were slandering him, and you are thrown in jail, while Kevak is released.

I wish for phot editing.

[Tawa]

Granted. You may edit phots. You still don't know what phots are.

I wish to know what phots are.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The knowledge opens your eyes to the truths of the universe. It is too much, and your brain implodes.

I wish my brain wouldn't implode when I learn the truths of the universe.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for everything I write to become true.

[Tawa]

Granted. You write about how you swear your servitude to me.

I wish for Agencies of Evil Detectives.

[Greiger]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Granted, your dwarves are loyal and do your bidding.  unfortunately they will only do your bidding and won't listen to orders that don't come directly from you in person.

It's not all bad though because instead of idling when waiting for orders they attempt to please you with megaprojects and crafts in your honor.

Soon the government feels they need to intervene as the strip mines and clearcutting is becoming completely out of control.  They send you orders to cease your destruction of nature.  Naturally the dwarves take offense on your behalf, undermining and collapsing numerous high profile government buildings before the loyal dwarf delivering the message even reaches you.

The Government's counterattack is swift, and decisive.  You are captured and live the rest of your natural life in a extreme security secret superprison in the middle of the pacific ocean.

Goddammit triple ninjad.

Phots are a unit of illumination.  Blitz however edits them changing their definition.

Damn this thread is fast.

Granted your brain grows exponentially instead.  Your brain is crushed in your skull.

Granted you now must constantly write to preserve the existence of the universe, the moment you stop, reality ceases to exist.

Granted, they double cross you immediately.  Because they are evil.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

(its very interesting watching how my corruptions became more and more half assed as I got ninja'd)

[nomoetoe]

Granted, its old moldy the burger is human meat and the cheese is alive and wants to kill you.

I wish to be a master of manipulation.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're great with puppets!

I wish my luck would kick in more often.

[~Neri]

Granted, all your luck is now directly related to the number of foxes in the general vicinity. More = good luck, less = bad luck. better go adopt some foxes.

I wish everyone gets foxes.