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[TD1]

Granted. You count to potato. MZ hears you and takes you on in front of Koreans.

I wish BlitzDungeoneer would fight back against himself being slaughtered.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You can count up to six.

Granted. He kills you in retaliation.

I wish I could count up to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are a sad, strange little man trying to cheat his way into the Special Olympics.
Granted. You do so, taking up the rest of your life.

I wish for millions of dragons, just to make BlitzDungeoneer feel better.

[TD1]

Granted. They slaughter BlitzDungeoneer.

I wish BlitzDungeoneer had a pet dragon.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It's tiny and aggressive, and makes sure he can't have children. He kills you for making that wish.

I wish for more dragon-related wishes.

[TD1]

Granted. All of them result in BlitzDungeoneer's death.

I wish that Blitz would stop getting slaughtered by me.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It eats all of his food, and Blitz starves. He is then slaughtered.
Granted. They also involve your death. Ninjas!

Granted. We all slaughter him instead.

I wish we made BlitzDungeoneer into a new avatar fad.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. That's slavery, he gets tried in dragon court (which is run by humans).
Granted. Prepare for stupid
Granted. He gets slaughtered by fruit.
Granted. Prepare for stupid.

I wish CinemaSins would do animated movies.
I wish you were all dragons, in BD's situation.

[Lyeos]

Granted. We're all better at being dragons, and end up enslaving mankind.

I wish we were more cruel.

[TD1]

Granted. We're all better at being dragons, and end up enslaving mankind. But first we kill Blitz.

I wish dragons were the size of mice, and just as common.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Mankind is no longer enslaved, because dragons are squishable and killable via cat.

I wish CinemaSins would do animated movies.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They use you as a voice actor, and you get paid by not being killed.

I wish we would stop making BD jokes.

[TD1]

Granted. They are no longer jokes, but are serious.

I wish BlitzDungeoneer would answer this wish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I am now BD, and you just killed me. Sicko.

I wish BlitzDungeoneer would answer this wish.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I am now BD, and I just killed you!

I wish for more Lyeos-related wishes, because why not?