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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Because we all did so well, someone claims participating on Bay12 increases your intelligence. Now there are nearly 5 billion people crowding the forums.

Granted. No one cares, and still slaughters you.

I wish every other game on the app store wasn't a clone of a clone of a clone.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They're all just clones instead.

I wish people didn't slaughter me, and I could talk while being the dragon from my wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You still get killed for your soul and medicinal properties.
Granted, they are all unique and wonderful games, and consequently cost much, much more.
Granted, this is because you live alone in the Sahara.

I wish for Gmod Freaks.

[TD1]

Granted. I don't want to corrupt this wish. My head explodes. I hope you're happy.
Granted. You can't write. You can't use your laptop. No one talks to you. You have to live out doors. You will never have a lover. You have no friends. You have to eat your food raw. Your fire gives you indigestion. Your body is so big you can't fly far.
Stop with the ninjas!
Granted. Gmod freaks. It breaks down. You can never use it again.


I wish that death weren't inevitable, but could be chosen at will. And the world's population is capped at what it is now.

[Lyeos]

Granted. I chop almost everyone into little pieces and they all choose to die. The survivors repopulate, then I repeat the process.

I wish all wishes were more corrupt.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Your wish is so corrupt, it is invalided by Toady One. You are banned from these forums.

I wish I had more free time.

[TD1]

Granted. In that time, you become a dragon which is promptly slaughtered.

I wish all books had leather bindings.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They no longer have covers.

I wish people stopped slaughtering me.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. People kill you instead.

I wish more people would slaughter BlitzDungeoneer.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Kevak gets involved and starts wishing for hugs and foxes.

I wish I didn't just corrupt the wish that way.

[Worldmaster27]

.reverse in it corrupt You .Granted

I wish everyone wrote stuff backwards.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You replace foxes with vixen, which somehow makes this worse.NINJAS!
detnarG. It lasts for one word.

I wish people stopped hurting me with wishes in any way shape or form.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. We hurt your friends and family.

I wish I wasn't so cruel.

[TD1]

Granted. They don't hurt you in any way, they hurt you in every way.
Granted. You are more cruel.

I wish Blitz were slaughtered in every way.

[Lyeos]

Granted, both he and you are hurt with Noodle Implements.

I wish for a basket of figs and a pair of mice to extract information from BlitzDungeoneer with.