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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You're always online, to the exclusion of everything else.

I wish it would rain. And not in catastrophic amounts. And for it to be water.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get three drops of water, then it stops.

I wish that it would never, ever rain in China! Mwuahahaha!

[Tawa]

Granted. Afterward, a new lake is made. Posion* seeps into the water supply from the lake and kills everyone.

Granted. You run out of consumer gadgets and die.

I wish for Space-Man.

*Posion - a type of water found on Mercury.

[Lyeos]

Spacegranted, spaceplease spacesee GUNINANRUNIN's spacegame, Commander Spaceman, spacedude. Spacenow spaceyou spacecan (I give up) only speak in spaceman.

Nope, just the four. Although if the fox nonsense on the Corrupt a Wish thread keeps up I might have to add a fox and corresponding foxscan.

I wish Tawarochir had a fox and a foxscan.

[Tawa]

OH CRAP

Granted. The fox is a furry who is an aristocratic blue-crowned conure, and the foxscan is a black belt who looks like a yellow-skinned man.

I wish for WWUD

[TD1]

Granted. You now have to answer it.

I wish that threads were actually alive.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are carnivores with a preference for human flesh.

I wish I was Th4DwArfY1's avatar's red-headed tall friend with prophecies written about him and a shiny crystal not-sword.

[TD1]

((HoleymoleyIwishforthattobemetoobutMatseemedlikeagoodmiddleground.))

Granted. You are epic in every sense. However, instead of being friends, your wives are at each others', and your own, throats.

I wish Perrin were a real person

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, all the semi-in-jokes about Wheel of Time make everyone else's heads  explode.

I wish for yet more jokes.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. He is as real a person as Pinocchio a real boy. That is to say, only in fictional works.Damn ninjas!
Granted. They're all cheesy.

I wish I did really well on my exams.

[TD1]

Granted. You do. Then an anvil falls on you.
Granted. Here, have my revision.

I wish I did really well in my exams, too 

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Then a piano falls on you.

I wish I was a full-sized, intelligent, non-fictional dragon, that has all the features ordinary dragons have plus the aforementioned intelligence.

[TD1]

Granted. You are a dragon. You can't talk, though. People think you are a dangerous beast. You are slaughtered.

I wish that both dragons and winter were coming.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get Skyrim, but I spared you from a bad joke.

I wish everyone in this thread would do well on their exams.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Then the apocalypse happens.

I wish I could talk while being the dragon from my previous wish.