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[darkpaladin109]

Granted. People become rational numbers.

Granted. People become irrational numbers.

I wish for dessert.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are stranded in a desert with no water, and a tablespoon of melted icecream.

I wish I owned a private jet.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's only large enough to carry your.... Hand.

I wish I didn't share so many dirty thoughts.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You share all of them, and are banned from the forums.

I wish the person who corrupts this wish will be banned immediately.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I'm only banned from Russia for killing you there.

I wish Earth would explode.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Enkisar explodes, and now you guys can't get anything done.

I wish there was no Chaos.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, everything is orderly forever. everyone becomes bored and then depressed.

I wish there was no order.

[Lyeos]

Granted, since I can't do anything with Rassura anyways, at least until a planet with life gets made, I'll go quit that game. Nothing changes.

Granted. Rassura makes you insane!

I wish for a good RtD.

[IronTomato]

Granted. I'm in charge.

I wish to be an exact clone of Toady.

[Noel.se]

Granted. You now have to code for us.

I wish I was a wish.

[lemon10]

Granted. You become a wish, but are all corrupted and icky.

I wish that ancient Rome successfully invaded the modern world.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Turns out, togas make you look incredibly fat. Everyone laughs at you.

I wish Gaul conquered and held Rome, becoming an ancient superpower.

[TD1]

Granted. I assume you speak of Robert Jordan's Gaul? The world is now ruled by Aiel, and my avatar kills you for making this happen. 'Twas against the balance.

I wish I were my avatar.

[Tawa]

Granted HOLY CRAP YOUR AVATAR IS MAT

Ahem. Your luck leads you into a series of unfortunate events which result in unavoidable death.

I wish I had noticed that before.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You noticed it exactly one second earlier.

I wish updates in the games I participate in would happen when I'm online instead of hours after I lose internet access.