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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. In a Fus, the judge sentences you to Ro down Dah stream. And off a waterfall.

I wish I had extra lives.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, all you have to do is enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start on your controller while your life simulation is paused.

I wish someone would stop the world, I want to get off this crazy thing.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The world stops rotating for .0000000000000000001 seconds. It wasn't long enough to buy a spaceship.

I wish I owned NASA.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, you own the copyright to the name NASA, the NASA headquarters, and most of the non classified equipment, but since you own NASA the government sees no reason to continue funding it for you.
BTW Russia would like to talk to you about a Bill for sending some astronauts to the space-station, but i mean how much could a few seat cost really?

I wish to travel backwards in time at a rate of one second per second.

[Tawa]

Granted. Time travel is very painful.

I WISH THIS WON'T BE NINJA'D AAAAAAA

[Shoruke]

Granted. My response was not ninja'd.

I wish for ninja bodyguards.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, they guard your body after they assassinate you.

I wish for a doughnut.

[Lyeos]

Granted. A three ton doughnut falls on you.

I wish for glass. Glass everywhere but in me.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You are encased in glass and promptly suffocate.

I wish for free glassware.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, all your clothing turns to glass.

I wish for a homer Simpson large enough to be in scale with this doughnut 

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are the doughnut.

I wish for doughnut rain.

[JackOSpades]

granted, it sprinkles.

I wish to not be ingested.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are instead simply teleported into my stomach.

I wish I didn't just eat a three-ton doughnut.

[JackOSpades]

 granted instead you ate three tons of Iron nails, people are waiting expectantly to see if you also follow through with your claim of being able to excrete bricks.

I wish to cause serious indigestion 

[blazing glory]

Granted,you are the cause of your serious indigestion.

I wish it didn't feel like my leg would break when I walk.