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[Armok]

Granted, it's now a horrible dirt brown shade whit a pattern of vomit green flowers.

I wish I had not to eat, sleep, work, die, or anything else stopping me of playing DF forever.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. After a few weeks of playing and nothing else, your eyes begin to twitch. You start to have odd vision. You get splitting headaches, but you can't stop. You end up blind and in permanent deathly pain. The best part is, you never die. Or sleep.

I wish that DF had beautiful 3D graphics, great sound effects, more modding options, but Toady still did the whole thing so it wouldn't get taken over by some company.

[kuribo]

Done, but Toady becomes an alcoholic and changes DF's gameplay so that it more closely resembles Second Life.

I wish Martians would come to earth and give me billions of dollars worth of gold coins.

[Jeon]

Granted, but right before the martians show up the dollar collapses and billions of dollars worth of gold coins amounts to 2 small gold coins.

I wish I could fall asleep at night.

[Squeegy]

Granted, but as you suddenly lose your insomnia you instantly gain massive hydrophobia. You're so afraid of water you can't drink. Or shower.

I wish the horrible monsters in my basement were gone. Wait, I don't have a basement.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. Your imaginary monsters are gone. But the imaginary beasts aren't.

I wish for a hot juicy burger. And fries. But it doesn't have fat. But it still is yummy. But it isn't made out of hippie juice. Beat that!

[DreaDFanG]

Granted. Their juicy, yummy, fat free, and hippy juice free, but unfortunetly they want to eat YOU...better run...

I wish the government would let me have that sanction for those unlicenced exsperiments in my attic...

[ January 04, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Wooty]

The government allows you to do any experiment you want in your attic, as long as you fill out a form and send it to them for approval. After a short waiting period of 1-2 weeks your form is shipped back to you with a notice that while you were mailing it, the form had expired. This time you ship the form by first class air delivery mail, and it is delivered in three days. However, the vice president of the government committee in charge of sanctioning has *insert political scandal here*, and your form is confiscated as evidence. The trial is delayed for seven years, and eventually you are brought up on charges of forging a government document. Three months and 9,000$ of legal fees later, you are found guilty of treason (don't ask how) and eventually commit scuicide by beating your head against the walls of your cell. Three weeks later, your widow receives a form of approval for experimentation.

I wish that in 3 seconds I will have (none of thathadcrap)a black-ink pen that will never break or run out of ink.

[TotalPigeon]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it leaks like a bitch from the word go and completely ruins books/furniture/clothing non stop whenever removed from a water tight container.

I wish for knowledge of everything that my degree course will cover so I can doss for the next 4 years. Beat that.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted. You go into a 4 year coma though, so you have to relearn how to walk, talk, and control your bodily funtions...tough luck.

I wish for universal domination, and eturnal health and life to enjoy it...

[LSTAR]

Granted! One Eturnity later, you reflect upon your actions. You have no regrets. Everything has gone according to plan and you slip easily into the next existence safe in the knowledge of an eturnity well spent.

I wish for more time to decide what to wish for more time to decide what to wish for more time to decide what to wish for more time to decide what to wish for more time to decide what to wish for more time to decide what to wish... Dang... I wish I'd copied and pasted that instead of wasting 20 seconds typing that out individually! Can you make that happen!? Well, can you!?

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But you end up needing more time after you use it up.

I wish that my pet fishes wouldn't jump out of the fish tank when I open it.

[Jusal]

Granted. Now they try to jump out of it while it's closed and smash their heads.

I wish Armok would leave the poor eye rollers in peace.

[Impending Doom]

Yes, but being a god of blood, he decides to come after YOU!!!

I wish that my rabbit would stop gnawing through my internet cable.

[Armok]

Granted, it now gnaws the power cable instead, electrocutes itself, and dies.

I wish peaple would stop rolling their eyes at me all over the forum.