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[Lyeos]

Granted. Your eyelashes are now three miles long and prevent you from moving.

I wish I could make anyone agree with me... By tickling them!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but the tickling only really works on foxes. You simply annoy everyone else.

I wish Kevak was a fox.

[Lyeos]

... Granted? He can no longer update any of his games, which causes his fans to go berserk. They sacrifice you in an attempt to change him back. It fails.

I wish I had a fancy top hat. With an excellent monocle.

[TD1]

Granted. You now have taken part in a fad. Descan knows, and is coming for you.

I wish that everyone had Scanned Avatars

[Tawa]

Granted. As you have no scan, you are murdered.

I wish I had a normal number of eyelashes for the fox I apparently am.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your eyelashes are made out of lit dynamite.

I wish there was world peace and no chance of overcrowding, hunger, or plague.

[TD1]

Granted. World Peace is maintained by alien overlords who take and devour troublemakers.

I wish that spiders became our benevolent overlords

[Lyeos]

Granted. Aliens invade and slaughter everyone, since it was so peaceful that mankind destroyed all of it's weapons.

Granted. The aliens are still malevolent, though, and quickly regain control.

I wish I remembered to turn in that major project in one of my classes last month.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You still failed it.

I wish I could always remember to turn things in on time.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you turn them in on time, but none of them are finished.

I wish I had enough money to thank the girl in my class for what she just did.

((To give a little... Context, I guess? My sister broke my laptop, as in literally broke the screen off, while my project was in it, so I never turned it in... We got our grades for it, my teacher asked me if I ever turned it in, and she told my teacher that we worked together on her project, so I'm gonna get her grade... Damn. I feel kinda like shit now since it isn't true, but... If I say anything, I'm gonna fail.))

((And I mean, her project was goooood.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You have enough money and give it too her. Now you're broke and can't afford to fix your laptop.

I wish more people were kindhearted.

((Wow, that was incredibly nice of her. Faith in Humanity is now temporarily restored.))

[Shoruke]

Everyone on Earth is now nice, but now everyone lacks agency and can't get any good helping done.

I wish I could smith metal gear as fast and efficiently as the Dovahkiin.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You lose all other abilities, and promptly stop breathing.

I wish I knew what the hell DnD was.

[Helgoland]

Granted. You know now what hell DnD is.

I wish I was better at university.

[IronTomato]

Granted. At the university, you are now very good. You give the professors apples 'n' stuff. You are labeled as a teacher's pet and executed.

I wish I was a chiropractor.