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[blazing glory]

Granted, but you can't "win" dwarf fortress so losing must be winning,LOSING IS FUN.

Granted but time stops so your called a idiot.

I wish I didn't feel like a dog turd splattered across the road.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It doesn't work anymore, though, and nobody knows how to fix it.

Granted. You feel like an elephant turd spattered across the front of a train instead.

I wish I knew what to do in this thread.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you start doing stereotypical behavior and everyone get's annoyed with you and leave.

I wish I didn't feel like a ciggarette butt floating around in a puddle on the side walk.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You feel sad instead, and sink into Melancholy.

I wish Lyeos wasn't so Stark Raving Mad.

[Tawa]

Granted. He is now locked in a room with you. And berserk.

I wish for one thousand golden dollar signs that are not damaging me, my loved ones, or my possessions.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are made out of pyrite, and they crush your friends.

I wish I had three more friends.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are Xantalos's cousin, Cthulhu, and a four-shadowed mime.

Enjoy going insane.

I wish for Team Rocket.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. A team of rockets locks onto your home.

I wish there was a Twitch Plays Dwarf Fortress.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is already there, therefore your wish fails.

I wish for Audi cars.

[Varee]

Granted. You just recieved enough audi carmpiling down like rain


I wish the sun rises and sets at the same time everywhere in the world

[Tawa]

Granted. This breaks the laws of physics, so you are killed by an assassin sent from the future before you can wish.

I wish for quasi-ethereal wizard mechanics.

[~Neri]

Granted, you get turned into a Quasi-Etheral Fox by one of these Quasi-Ethereal Wizard Mechanics.

I wish for infinite foxes.

[Tawa]

Granted. You get infinite me's to claw you to death.

I wish for an arbitrarily large number of eyelashes.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now a Lesser Eyelash Horror Fox.

I wish for MOOR FOXES!

[Tawa]

Granted. You build a house out of them and are arrested for violating zoning laws.

I wish to be a Greater Eyelash Horror Fox.