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[Tawa]

Granted. You get so bored with everyone doing as you say that you commit suicide out of boredom.

I wish for a big fat fox.

[~Neri]

Granted, you're pregnant also. Have fun giving birth to a litter of 6.

I wish for baby foxes.

[Tawa]

Granted. Their mothather died in giving birth. I hope you're happy you sick mothather killing freak.

I wish I hadn't died giving birth.

[~Neri]

You didn't... Sorta... You are now an undead fox.

I wish for the universe to be more adorables.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Everything is more adorable to me. So, shoggoths, neothelids, etc.

I wish for the sky to be neon green.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It kills you because you have no porpal vword to defend yourself with.

(I wished for wabbajack, not jabberwock!)

Granted. You died from hypothermia.
Granted. This kills you from sheer ugliness.

I wish to set the defense forces on yellow alert for DeviantART furries.

[~Neri]

Granted. Too bad we're already here!

I wish for a Robotic Mage of Cheese.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Misty from EvictedSaint's story becomes a half-cyborg half-necromancer and kills you with cheeseman zombies.

I wish Mitzi from Cheesistan was a mute.

[Tawa]

Granted. They have a mute. For one week.

I wish I wasn't a fox. I wish I was me again and also not dead or undead.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The Jarl adds her voice to his own. That's a damn good corruption^
Granted. You're back in your old job, pushing buttons day in, day out. At least you're not nearly at the mercy of weird people on DA.

I wish for the horrors of DeviantART to be banished behind the proper content filters.

[~Neri]

Granted. The proper content filters are decided upon by said furries.

I wish we had trebuchets.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The IRL military forces of Bay12, now a newly minted NGO, begin with a group of enthusiastic trebucheurs.

I wish for theaters to screen the Rankin Bass Hobbit.

[Tawa]

Granted. Due to its superiority over Peter Jackson's Hobbit films, he is run out of business. You are pursued by Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, and the guy who played Gimli for the rest of your life.

I wish I remembered what the guy who played Gimli was named.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. His name is Andrew Anderson.

I wish I won Dwarf Fortress.

[WillowLuman]

((His name is John Rhys-Davies.))

Granted. Armok disapproves.

I wish for the ultimate timepiece.