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[Playergamer]

Granted. It's counterfeit. The FBI is right outside.

I wish I knew whether that post in one of my games a minute ago was due to this thread.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You can read, can't you?

I wish my made up symbolism for my AP Lit project would actually work. ((Hint: Knowing my teacher, it will, somewhat.))

[Tawa]

Granted. It works so well your teacher declares you a national prodigy. You are forced to spend the rest of your life in shame from fellow symbolism analysts.

I wish for privacy policies.

[Parsely]

I wish that people would actually post suggestions for my suggestion games. (The failing ones, not Colonization.)

((Number one problem in SGs.))

[Lyeos]

Granted. You can read, can't you?

I wish my made up symbolism for my AP Lit project would actually work. ((Hint: Knowing my teacher, it will, somewhat.))

Granted. Everything you do privately is now recorded, according to my new policy.

I wish being hugged/patted on the back/ etc. didn't make me panicky.

[Shoruke]

Absolutely everything is declared private, and as a result, the internet is shut down.

Granted; you now orgasm upon physical contact with anyone, which leads to much awkwardness.

I wish for faster internets.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It is so fast, that all other internet ceases to exist. Chaos ensues.

I wish I was a Reality Warper.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You warp to a reality where you don't exist. Paradox ensues.

I wish I understood paradoxes.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Your go mad from revelation, and are reduced to a gibbering mess.

I wish I was a Wizerd.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You are now dubbed a "Wizerd". However, this does absolutely nothing. Perhaps you meant "Wizard"?

I wish I had a fully-functioning, in no way lethal or dangerous airship.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. It's shot down by godzilla.

I wish godzilla was real.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You are now dubbed a "Wizerd". However, this does absolutely nothing. Perhaps you meant "Wizard"?

I wish I had a fully-functioning, in no way lethal or dangerous airship.

((No, I meant to write Wizerd.))

Granted. It's shot down by godzilla.

I wish godzilla was real.

Granted. He is the size of an ant, and is promptly overpowered by an army of ants.

I wish I had a True Name.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. Your true name is Asshat.

I wish Gozilla was bigger, but the ants weren't.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He's .38% bigger.

I wish the world would burn, while everyone, including myself, was trapped on it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It starts pouring rain immediately.

I wish I was better at pixel art.