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[TD1]

Granted. To have a lawyer, you need a cause. You are now in court for murder.

I wish that HugoLuman's eyes were back, and were perfectly normal.

[Kassire]

Granted. With them back you delve into a deep love of them and can't stop thinking of them. You die of being unproductive and always thinking about those eyes.

I wish for infinite wishes

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You can only wish for food with them.

I wish for combat puppets,

[Lyeos]

... Granted? You get puppets dressed as knights. They won't hold up well in a real fight.

I wish I could force people to update their forum games. Preferably with liberal application of barbed wire to their legs. ((No, not you, Kevak.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Since you never update that game you start in the future, you now have barbed wire around your legs.

I wish there were no hashtags.

[~Neri]

*WishGranted.

I wish for a bag of infinite potatoes.

((I'll get mine done in a bit, had a rough last few days.))

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get a bag with a single potato that infinitely regenerates itself. When you eat it... Well, have fun with all of that pain. At least you'll be able to eat it again later...

I wish for everything to be boring, for everyone.

((I said not you, I kinda figured, I haven't not been noticing some of what you've said.))

((No, not you either, Worldmaster. Nobody that I've seen on this thread.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Boring is the new fun!

I wish DF2014 was out.

((Did you mean me?))

[Varee]

Granted df2014 is the renamed version of the old df
I wish the per that grant my wish is happy

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I stole the happiness from you.

I wish Varee put a line in between his corruption and his wish.

[TD1]

Granted. I stole the happiness from you.

I wish Varee put a line in between his corruption and his wish.

Granted. He put a line, then changed his mind and took it out.

I wish the world were full of wonders and adventure.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. This Golden Age begins moments after you die.

I wish there were no such thing as advertisements.

[Varee]

Granted now companies make a whole movie instead of a short ads


I wish it snow in thailand

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. From the sudden cold, nearly everyone dies immediately. Those who are left join Best Korea and take over the world.

I wish North Korea was officially renamed to Best Korea.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They begin calling themselves that within their borders, though the UN and everyone else still refers to them as "North Korea"

I wish to be struck by lightning if I continue to procrastinate.