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[Lyeos]

Granted. You get two foxes, each in seven different pieces.

I wish for less fox-related wishes, excluding this one.

[TD1]

Granted. Kevak is murdered to stop the fox related wishes. You are terrible.

I wish murder were impossible.

[~Neri]

Granted, everyone who was ever murdered comes back as a anthropomorphic fox person.

I wish for kitties!

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's also impossible in the world of The Wheel of Time, so good luck stopping dem enemies, Matrim. At least Tylin gets to live!

Granted, all of them are blind and only have one leg. They're also being fired at you from a cannon.

I wish I hadn't chuckled at how my last wish was corrupted.

[blazing glory]

Granted, Your vocal cords are removed.

I wish had teeth that looked like the ones in tooth paste ads.

[TD1]

Granted. They're perfect in every regard. However, your gums were weak and they all fell out. You are now have a gummy smile.

I wish Mat Cauthin loved foxes. Of all kinds.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get two foxes, each in seven different pieces.

I wish for less fox-related wishes, excluding this one.

What ever happened to Langlon?

Granted. They're perfect in every regard. However, your gums were weak and they all fell out. You are now have a gummy smile.

I wish Mat Cauthin loved foxes. Of all kinds.

Granted. He loves them so much he rounds up all the foxes in the world to keep for himself, in his house.

I wish for the ending of Dark Souls 2 to be coherent.

[TamerVirus]

Granted. You now completely understand its ending. The problem is the ending of all other forms of media are now incomprehensible

I wish for some unlimited soup, salad, breadsticks

[Lyeos]

Granted. Boiling soup is constantly poured on your head, terrible salad replaces all of your furniture, and hard breadsticks are forcibly shoved down your throat. Good luck with that.

I wish to be Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now Alex from WAY, three chronological years later.

I wish for moar kitties.

[Squeegy]

Granted. The Moor kitty kills its wife in a fit of jealousy.

I wish this wish was a fish.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish RMVX ACE was free.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You, along with myself and many others, demand and receive a free copy. However, it's an incredibly broken version of it, and the working one still is not free.

I wish people, in general, would update their games.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You have to buy all of the updates.

I wish I could make fun of Kim Jong-Un right in front of him and get away with it.

[Shoruke]

You got away with it, but only because your joke was terribly-worded.

I wish for my wishes to be difficult to corrupt.