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[Shoruke]

Granted. Unfortunately, your xBox is in Africa, your tv is in Europe, and all of your cables are in Asia somewhere. You are given no other hints as to their locations.
Granted. This pill also causes rectal bleeding, vomiting, three kinds of cancer (minimum), and persistent mild coughing.

I wish I could bring the music in my imagination into the real world at will.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, sadly when you play your imagination music you give off insane amounts of radiation killing all those around you. (your immune so yay)

I wish that obok meatgod was best pone

[Noel.se]

Granted. He is now a type of cornbread. He is not happy.

I wish for awesome music.

[TD1]

Granted. You get awesome music. Unfortunately, the person screaming it believes that screaming is music to his ears, so...


I wish that washers would wash whenever I wanted washing done.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Whenever you want washing done, the washers all start their wash cycle before you can get your stuff to the washer. You will never fully wash anything ever again.

I wish for some goddamn peace and quiet in my apartment building.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but you have a severe case of tinnitus so you can't enjoy the peace and quiet.

I wish I didn't have tinnitus.

[~Neri]

Granted, you now have an extremely bad migraine.

I wish that I could vomit foxes at people.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but the foxes scratch up the inside of your throat and you drown in your own blood.

I wish for an adventure!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. This is a stereotypical fantasy adventure, and you're the Big Bad. Have fun.

I wish I wasn't a redshirt.

[~Neri]

Granted. This is a stereotypical fantasy adventure, and you're the Big Bad. Have fun.

I wish I wasn't a redshirt.

Granted! You are now a redandsomewhatburntshirt. Looks like you got shot.

I wish for billions of puppies.

[TD1]

Granted. Your redshirt is dyed a different colour. but fate knows what colour you are.

Granted. You live in a DF like community...the puppies are the primary meat source.

I wish to be a not-so-well-known author who still turns in a tidy profit.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are the size of atoms, and you accidentally crush them all.

Granted. You're not feeling well, and throw up on the computer you've been stockpiling all of your writing on. It is not salvageable.

I wish I had a counter-parasite that would consume all foreign parasites that entered my body with the intent of harm. The counter-parasite is in the form of a baby fox.

[Lyeos]

*Sighs* Granted, the baby fox also eats your internal organs to make room for itself, you die.

I wish I had friends? The meatshield kind of friends, that is.

[TD1]

Granted. Bay12 is your friend. Whenever it sees you, its face lights up like so: 

I wish that apples tasted like sweets but were just as healthy.

[~Neri]

Granted, your friends are literally shields made out of meat.

Granted. However sweets are now defined as shit. So the apples and sweets taste like shit.

I wish for foxes!