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[Lyeos]

Granted. He just tries to attack someone, as usual.

I wish you would automatically pick an action for him if he doesn't hurry? 

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. GlyphGryph rolls for his action, and darkpaladin gets 'nuke everything'. He then rolls a 6.

I wish things.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You receive "things." You have no other way of describing them, and they're completely useless.

I with there were things to do with our things.

[Tawa]

Granted. Technology is not advanced enough to use them.

I wish for magic SPAM.

[birdy51]

Self-Replicating Magic SPAM now clutters your inbox. Your email provider no longer supports your email. You now have no email.

I wish for glorious mustaches everywhere.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are made out of SPAM.

I wish for Welsh ducks.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are abnormally aggressive, and kill you.

I wish yo be Sasori no Akasuna in real life, with chakra, without suddenly dying because I'm just a heart, and generally most of the laws of biology not applying to me.

[Tawa]

Granted. The universe doesn't know what you're talking about, causing you to become a disembodied heart blasting out blood 24/7.

I wish Niko's obstacle course wasn't so infuriating.

[TD1]

Granted. It isn't as infuriating as it was. It's more infuriating.

I wish that the person who grants this wish, if they attempt to corrupt it, will feel great pain.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As you try, in your boredom, to corrupt it before anyone else, you feel great pain and are bed-ridden for three months. Without access to a computer.

I wish I could do nothing but play games; I also don't need food or water, and I don't feel the lack of them.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Soon you've played every game the world has to offer, and you are bored. Lonely and bored.

I wish I could concentrate long enough to accomplish my goals.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You concentrate so well, in fact, that you instantaneously accomplish all of your goals. Now you have nothing to do, and making friends wasn't one of your goals. You are lonely and bored.

I wish I wasn't lonely and bored.

[blazing glory]

Granted, You are cramped and grumpy.

I wish I had more imagination.

[TD1]

Granted. You can now better imagine all the ways I shall torture you.

I wish pigs could fly, and butchers had to get them with pig-seeking missiles.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Communist scum take over the planet, because butchers keep killing the capitalist pigs.

I wish I had the perfect song to describe me.