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[TD1]

Granted. Promotion is shameless. A lack of shame indicates a need for shame. Everybody sees you as a terrible human.

I wish snakes could be used as ropes.

[Helgoland]

Granted. Your bondage fetish just became more kinky.

I wish that paleontology was the hipster science.

[~Neri]

Granted. Your bondage fetish just became more kinky.

I wish that paleontology was the hipster science.

((That would probably actually be really fun to use snakes.))

Granted, now nothing is uncovered because it is also considered hipster to wear vision obscuring glasses. No bones are ever found.

I wish for an awesome doorknob to be affixed to my door.

[Tawa]

Granted. They quit when they find out T. Rex was a scavenger.
NINJAS

Granted. Someone steals it to use as part of a KoL weapon.

I wish for leverage.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Unfortunately your bones become very brittle, so you can lift very heavy things but your bones break when you do.

I wish for Leonard Nimoy's signature.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but it's inked with elephant turd.

I wish for absolute control over the multiverse.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, this particular multiverse has empty universes.

I wish for immortality.

[TamerVirus]

Granted, but that doesn't mean you stop aging.

I wish for the power to turn stuff to gold

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are the ill-fated subject of a famous parable.

I wish for a warm shower, or at least for the dorm boiler to be fixed.

[RAM]

The dorm boiler's absolute coordinates become fixed, it promptly flies off into the sky, never to be heard from again.
Meanwhile, a cloud forms over you, raining warm water upon your head for the rest of your days.

I wish to love something unconditionally.

[Shoruke]

You fall madly in love with a married police officer. She arrests you.

I wish for a noise-cancelling pillow.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It cancels noise, but is also alive, so ends up murdering you with a chainsaw. Nobody can hear your screams.

I wish someone else would make my character page on the Cheesistan Wiki.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Everything they say about you is scandalous, incorrect, and mostly incoherent.

I wish for a moment of silence.

[TD1]

Granted. The moment of silence comes during a French oral exam, which fails you because you said nothing.

I wish I was the richest being in the world, both in monetary and emotional means.

[Shoruke]

Everything that does not belong to you vanishes from the world, leaving everyone else with nothing and you with very little... plus a lot of very jealous neighbours.

I wish for a bag of chocolate chips.