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[TD1]

Granted. It's a red herring.

I wish exams were a thing from mythology with no bearing on reality.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The tree is thousands of meters tall. It falls on you. Hard.Ninja'd.
Granted. Tests replace them.

I wish there was another rain of toads, this one not involving the Toady One.

[TD1]

Granted. To escape the death of his brethren, Toady moves to France. And promptly gets eaten.

I wish for democracy to be universal.

[Scripten]

Granted. The world is ruled by an ant queen who takes over after receiving trillions of votes from her children.

I wish that I could remember everything from my childhood.

[RAM]

The genie spends the next decade following you around making "Yo momma" jokes, and they are all true...

I wish for a comprehensive, and perpetually functional, system of static rules to replace all governments.

[Shoruke]

Granted. The rule is "there is no government" and most humans die in the ensuing anarchy. And the internet doesn't work anymore.

I wish for confidence.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get so much, you walk in front of a rocket launcher, confident in the fact that you'll survive. You don't.

I wish to be Blackbeard.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you are now my black beard, I then shave you off, you make my face itchy.

I wish to die in a way that is so amazing so awe-inspiring so unbelievably fantastic that people talk about it its greatness for thousands of years.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Unfortunately, you take all of humanity with you. They can't talk about you when they're dead...

I wish you were lawful good.

[~Neri]

I am now lawful good, seeing as how I switch between lawful good and chaotic neutral at random, it really doesn't change much.

I wish for something interesting to do that won't involve or get me mutilated, killed, or injured and won't make me lose consciousness or brainpower.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get a gun. You decided it needed more dakka, and gained some knowledge in making it so. You then proceeded to kill everyone else, so you're now the last person alive. Ass.

I wish someone would write an epic poem about me.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Someone wrights an epic about your death, and how pathetic it was, considering the circumstances.

I wish I was an alien.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, you are an alien but only the boring Illegal kind, hey at least you speak fluent Spanish now.

I wish that I could have corrupted the last wish, I had an awesome one. :/

[Aseaheru]

Spoiler: GAAH! FECKING NINJA (click to show/hide)

Granted. You are killed in seconds by being a hydrogen-breathing creature with no resistance to oxygen in earths atmosphere.

GRANTED> I NOW EAT YOUR NINJA ASS.
I wish that the new kitchen things in Urist McStation code wherent as broken, and that there creator was a better coder.

[RAM]

I wish someone would write an epic poem about me.

They did, and it was pretty interesting at the time, but, well, that was five thousand years ago, the poem is comprehensively forgotten, and it was so bizarre at the time that nobody took the whole 'visions of the future' thing seriously...

I wish I was an alien.

There is an alien, it's named "I". The Genie then mocks your grammar, passes wind in your general direction, and, ironically enough, vanishes into a puff of smoke.

I wish that I could have corrupted the last wish, I had an awesome one. :/

Well, you could have, but you didn't.

"there" creator is better than 'here' creator and 'Urist McStation' creator, which really doesn't help much, them being there and you being here at a completely different there. The code, now, is no longer precisely broken as it were, nor where it were, but rather, is more broken and in less pleasant locations. Oh well...

I wish for a long drop with no stop.