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[WillowLuman]

Granted, but corruptions are still short. Incidentally, ninja-ing increases by a factor of ^4

I wish for a ball. It must be red. See Hugo wish. Short grammatical sentences are short.

[Tawa]

Granted. Short grammatical sentences are short indeed, but your ball is short, and thus a three-dimensional oval, too.

I wish for shortness.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are as tall as an ant, and you are crushed by someone's shoe.

I wish for tallness. That is tall. Very tall. Much very tall.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it is given to you in fragments, as you wished for it in fragments.

I wish to fold my laundry. I've been putting it off, but shouldn't. I hope it doesn't take long. I must finish before 6 o' clock.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you fold and all your laundry, every scrap of clothing you own, is taken as payment for losing at poker.

I wish people would quit complaining about other peoples dietary choices :/

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone is now complaining about your dietary choices.

I wish for nice things.

[Shoruke]

Granted. A nice big house with four bedrooms, two bathrooms, an outdoor pool and a hot tub materializes above you and falls on you.

I wish wishes were easier to corrupt.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. All wishes must now have at least one obvious way to corrupt them.

I wish for lasers.

[TD1]

Granted. Given that the base of that wish was to be corrupted, they are perfectly harmless and shoot out pictures of ponies anthropomorphised in hilarious ways.

I wish that I was the prime minister.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are the prime minister of the elves, who are being attacked by dwarves, oh, I don't know, maybe right now.

I wish for a handgun that cannot hurt me.

[TD1]

Granted. It hurts your family.

I wish for Superman to be immune to kryptonite, and for him to exist.

[Tawa]

Granted. He is then captured by a random crazed businessman and given krypton gas anyway, killing him due to a combination of gas poisoning and asphyxiation.

I wish for a hat made out of the head of a bear.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The head somehow stays alive, and bites your head off as you put it on.

I wish FRAPS was free.

[Noel.se]

Granted. You can now download a version of FRAPS that does nothing for free. Each feature costs some money.

I wish for a rain of toads.

[Tawa]

Granted. Toady One is among them, splats to the ground, and dies.

I wish for a herring to chop down the tallest tree in the forest with.