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[Karkov]

Granted, you receive a sword that never knew its' father and is generally angsty.

I wish for a life-time supply of Dr. Pepper.

[Tawa]

Granted. A fellow with a doctorate will now throw habaneros at you for the rest of your life. You're also immortal now.

I wish for hit dice.

[Shoruke]

Granted. *rolls 10000d1 for damage* Yeah, we're just gonna put that one under the Chunky Salsa Rule. You're dead.

I wish for the world to have more female video gamers.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now a female gamer.

I wish for more wishes.

[Lyeos]

Granted. I get them all.

I wish for .

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You only get to the part of: 1. Donate to a charity. 2. 3. PROFIT!

[Tawa]

Granted.

***You have died***

We are about to show you your score. Are you ready? (PRESS ENTER/RETURN)

I wish I could remember how to quote that correctly.

[Trapezohedron]

You practice your triforcing skills.
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Oh SHIIII- boom

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I wish I didn't railroad your wish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You highway'd his wish.

I wish you weren't going to be fired.

[Tawa]

Granted.

On another, mostly unrelated note, New Guy has been found dead as a result of unforeseen complications of posting on the Bay12 Corrupt a wish! thread.Ninja'd

Granted. However, on a mostly unrelated note, 13375p34k 411135, the opposite of Grammar Nazis, kidnap you and force you to forever omit grammar rules, causing you to "talk like thisninjad", which leads you to being executed by grammar Nazis.

I wish I had a delicious plate of pork chops.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you have a plate,made of pork chops,enjoy.

I wish I didn't say things I would later regret.

[Tawa]

Granted. You say them, but you never regret them, even though you should.

I wish for disco bandits.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The bandits steal your disco.

I wish video games were invented before books.

[Tawa]

Granted. Books are never invented, causing those with radio-faces and Gollum-voices to never share stories. All is lost.

I wish for that last wish to have never happened.

[blazing glory]

Granted,this wish granting never happened either.

I wish I had a lot of money.