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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your RTDs are now infested with trolls and all have been locked.

I wish I was invisible.

[blazing glory]

Granted,so many people post and you end up over whelmed so you have to lock them and everyone ends up very disapointed in you.

Granted,you can't see yourself and are the most clumsy person in the world.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You still feel the effects of not sleeping, though.

I wish I was good at Irish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, everyone you know thinks that because you don't need sleep, they don't. They all go insane from sleep deprivation and kill you.

Granted. Everything has been destroyed. There is nothing left.

I wish for a world without broccoli.

[blazing glory]

Granted,in order to get rid of all the broccoli you have to digest it first,all of it.

I wish I was more healthy.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You're so healthy, the U.S. Government begins experimenting on you to create a cure for the common cold. You end up dying from the experiments.

I wish the sun was slightly dimmer.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The genie assumed that by slightly, you meant much. The world is plunged into eternal darkness.

I wish I was not considered cannon fodder.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The Sun dims, but it turns out that the Sun's specific brightness was the only thing keeping away a superior race of alien invaders.

Granted. You are now considered cannon ammunition.

I wish everyone was made of metal.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Your body is now made out of swords. Sticking out of what was once a fleshy covering. It hurts like shit. You can't move shit; metal swords aren't muscular.

I wish the 'Scans won the war.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. 'Scans won thier First Civil War. Due to it's consequences another one is brewing.

I wish for another avatar fad to start.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The fad is having an eldritch abomination as your avatar. This causes all Bay12ers to go insane.

I wish I was cool .

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone now has bearded Russians as their avatars. Another war begins.

Granted. You are now frozen in the antarctic. No one will find you.

I wish everyone had a knight as their avatar.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You are now doomed to find a knight in any avatar, though not all of them are noble. Or human.

I wish I was frozen in Antarctic and someone would find me in an uncertain period of time.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, you are found by hostile aliens and promptly killed.

I wish someone would post on RTBM: SLOMN.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, someone does and they roll a seven, destroying the game.

I wish I had a pacifistic cat.