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[IronTomato]

Granted. You die.

I wish I knew wether Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips had real cheese.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You know, as does the rest of the world. People then proceed to make their own Cheez-its, causing the original company to go out of business.

I wish for One Piece to be real.

[Tawa]

Granted. Anime physics cause the universe to implode, and the Restaurant at the End of the Universe is never built.

I wish for one toad with three toes.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They create a game called Kobold Town.

I wish the universe stopped exploding.

[Tawa]

Granted.  Instead, everyone in it is forced into eternal suffering and pain
 You never get used to it.

You're also all immortal.

I wish to be more glad at being an exuniversal entity of eldritch power and thus exempt from that corruption.

Also to have an epic battle with Xantalos the other eldritch force of doom here. With Toady, the third one, as referee.

[JackOSpades]

Granted the super epic battle causes the Exouniverse in which you reside to explode, you know the one outside other universes which thus surrounds and contains all other possible universes.

I wish that were the largest explosion yet to occur in this thread.

[WillowLuman]

It is, as no larger explosion is possible. It's all downhill from here, you know.

I wish for nuclear horrors.

[Tawa]

Granted.

I wish for a larger one.

Granted. You are one of them.

I wish for 42.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The Universe is resetted because you learned the secret.

I wish dorfs existed in our world.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Some of them play famous movie and TV characters, putting dwarfs out of the job.

I wish for more nuclear horrors.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You gain a small nuke in the shape of Cthulu. And by gain, I mean are crushed by. Turns out it was a dud.

I wish for a working copy of Tales of Phantasia for the PSP since I lost my GBA copy.

[Harbingerjm]

Granted. Your PSP catches fire, explodes, implodes, then is stolen by scientists.

I wish I was explosion-proof.

[Karkov]

Granted. Your PSP catches fire, explodes, implodes, then is stolen by scientists.

I wish I was explosion-proof.

Granted, however you are not anvil-proof, and one falls on your head.

I wish I never had to eat or sleep again.

[TamerVirus]

Granted, you will feel the effects of starvation and sleep deprivation, yet never dying from it, for the rest of your life

I wish for Half Life 3

[blazing glory]

Granted, It is exclusive for the Ipad and in order to shoot you have to do a mini game involving matching gems in order to "appeal to a wider adudience".

I wish for some games to be PC exclusive and focusing completely on singleplayer and ignoring multiplayer.