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[WillowLuman]

Granted, but due to the backwards nature of the magical community, you encounter the glass ceiling at Mage College.

I wish I hadn't just made that joke.

[JackOSpades]

 granted you make an even more racist statement instead.

I wish for an unlimited amount of limitless infinities forever.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You are also granted the ability to comprehend all infinities forever. Your brain asplodes, continuously, in all possible universes, forever.

I wish ppl wuld spell prprly when txting =/

[WillowLuman]

Grnted bt th dnt do t whl tping anymr.
_{Screw that}

I wish for teletyping powers.

[Tawa]

Granted. A mob kills you from envy.

I wish for a QUADRILLION PESOS.

[Karkov]

Granted. A mob kills you from envy.

I wish for a QUADRILLION PESOS.

Granted, however your Quadrillion pesos is in confederate bills and oxen.

I wish I didn't have to monitor an open lab for 5 hours when no one needs help.

[Tawa]

Granted. However, you now must monitor another one. People still don't need help and you must do this one for 10.

I wish Game Freak would release Pokemon RubyRed and SapphireBlue or whatever the heck they're going to name the Gen III remakes within a month. And that they won't be horrible. Be creative guys.

[WillowLuman]

(Interestingly, 1 quadrillion pesos is about 76 trillion dollars, almost as much as the Gross World Product. So almost literally all the money in the world)

Granted. You have to monitor the lab when someone suffers an emergency.
Granted, but you don't have time to play them.

I wish there was more Adventure Time on netflix.

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, Bay12 and all of its inhabitants except for you (that list includes the Adams brothers) are sacrificed to Elfok, Armok's antithesis, to compensate. If you return the shows, they will be unsacrificed, but you watched the episodes straight-on via streaming, along with them being NetHack-cursed. You are never able to unsacrifice Bay12 and live the rest of your days in grief and shame. In an alternative universe, you make the opposite decision as Arthur Dent and give your brain to the store, thereby returning Bay12.

I wish for more lengthy, expansive corruptions like that one to be made.

[JackOSpades]

Granted the corruption of wishes expands exponentially veritably bursting at the seams with extraneous prose, a wondrous cornucopia of wordy words of dubious wit. never more are your eyes graced with the joy of seeing the sorely missed brevity of wishes corrupted with the succinctness of days past. and thus it comes to pass that those shadowy of all persons those unknown assailants often mentioned but never seen the Ninja do take over, assaulting as they are want to do the ability of others to make replies towards the posts of their original choosing.

I wish for everyone to also have to make corruptions using as many extraneous synonyms as possible.

[Tidal]

Granted.

I wish for my corruptions to retroactively be as concise as I want.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted.

I wish for really sharp pens.

[Tawa]

Granted. The genie misheard your wish and no baby is ever born again.

I wish for Gatorade.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Granted, but as soon as you touch it Adam Sandler tips.you in half with a tackle.

I wish I could turn 2d at a whom.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but as soon as you touch it Adam Sandler tips.you in half with a tackle.

I wish I could turn 2d at a whom.

Granted. Whenever someone says whom, you suddenly become ultra-flat and stick to the nearest surface for three hours.

I wish this was the most corruptible wish ever.