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[Lyeos]

Granted, but they replace your eyes.

I wish for good music.

[Comrade P.]

Granted.

I wish for 19th century.

[Lyeos]

Granted - it already happened.

I wish my school's internet didn't block YouTube.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You now attend my school, which doesn't block youtube.

Welcome to your Hell.

I wish for lots o' fruit.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You gain three tons of assorted fruit. All of them are rotten, and dropped on your roof.

I wish I had a magical flying gum ball that bounces harmlessly off of surfaces.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, when you try to chew it, it bounces off your teeth at high speeds.

I wish that my school wasn't sending me home today just because I vomited.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They're sending you home because you have the flu.

Edited for rage: I wish for more wishes. But only for me.

[IronTomato]

(I can't say I liked how he did that, but you're raging at another forum member, so no soup for you)

[Lyeos]

(Better?)

[IronTomato]

(Yah, thanks)
Granted. IronTomato uses encore!
Lyeos received an encore!

Lyeos used wish!
Lyeos used wish!
Lyeos used wish!
Lyeos used wish!

I wish I was the sherif 'round these parts.

[Noel.se]

Granted. A random criminal shoots you.

I wish i had a kevlar trenchcoat.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you live in Riverside, CA.

I wish my original trenchcoat hadn't shrunk in the wash.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you become morbidly obese and still can't wear it.

I wish for multiversal peace.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Never before has there been a war between separate universes, and never shall there be one.

I wish for an adamantine casing for my computer.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, when you remove it, you hear horrifying screams coming from the darkness below!

I wish to not be sick any more.