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[JackOSpades]

granted but the only thing they can think of to change their password to is password123 which ends up lowering security across the net.

I wish for someone to start an antisocial networking site or something, but I'd still never use it :/

[Lyeos]

Granted. But it quickly dies and fades into obscurity because nobody uses it.

I wish for genie pants. Genie pants for everyone.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. The genie pants at everyone at once and incessantly until everyone dies of annoyance.

I wish for a cluebat.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It will be embedded into your skull so you won't lose it.

I wish more people would make wishes on this thread.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but they are malicious.

I wish your avatar lost his hat.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted, but underneath the hat, the avatar is a cutebold. Somehow.

I wish for everyone to have cutebold avatars.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. It includes your mom, and it's now the antithesis of cool.

I wish I could taste the sun.

[Karkov]

Granted. It includes your mom, and it's now the antithesis of cool.

I wish I could taste the sun.

Granted, you now have a bottle of Sunny D.

I wish that I could be so grossly incandescent as the sun.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, you now have a bottle of Sunny D.

I wish that I could be so grossly incandescent as the sun.

Hehe, funny story: that was the target of my wish (80 degrees here in MD)

Granted. You get a sunlight maggot and go hollow.

I wish for skateboard tricks.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your skateboard is held together by glue, because your friend broke it and didn't want to tell you.

I wish my avatar had his hat again.

[Shoruke]

Um. Granted. Your avatar seems to be wearing a hat alrea- HOLY GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!?
*Lyeos' avatar is buried beneath a torrential stream of hats from nowhere*

I wish I had the motivation to bake cookies...

[Lyeos]

Granted. You do not, however, have the motivation to check the oven, resulting in a house/apartment/whatever fire.

I wish I had the best poncho in the world. I wish someone would throw shoruke's avatar, but not while in Prinny Land.

[Shoruke]

Y-you're sure? That's what you want? Welp, okay. *throws the Prinny into Lyeos' living room, which is demolished in the ensuing explosion*
Granted.

I wish my cats would get along with each other.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They all band together in their efforts to kill you.

((I'm a Necromancer. All of my rooms are dead, silly.  [Look I made a bad pun!]))

I wish for Midboss.

[Tawa]

Granted. You obtain a boss in the middle of a level. He kills you.

I wish to SEE INTO YOUR SOUL (like my new avatar?).