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[WillowLuman]

Granted.

I wish my relatives in the Midwest would stop posting about how they long for the "good old days" of George W. Bush, and how "Obama ruined the economy"

[RAM]

They now post about how contented they are with their "monotonous lives of servitude" and how "The Computer is their friend".

I wish to find proof that the next poster is an outdoor communist mutant.

[Noel.se]

Granted. your life expectancy has been unexpectedly shortened by a mutant claw in the chest.

I wish for a good book.

[Lyeos]

Granted, have the entire Wheel of Time series. Unfortunately, they are fired at you at high velocity.

I wish the next post would have me as the butt of a joke.

[blazing glory]

Granted, however it's happening in a parrel universe.

I wish water tasted better.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Water is now the most delicious drink in the universe; However, drinking it just once will fry your taste buds, so you won't be able to taste ANYTHING ever again.

I wish for a Clockwork HugoLuman.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He murders pretty much everyone in your town before you manage to banish him to another dimension. Then you keep building up his return but the game dies from lack of attention before it can happen.

I wish that game hadn't died.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however dwarf fortress dies in its place.

I wish my attempts at modding didn't end with me tantruming/wiping out all life.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. They end with undead giant mosquitoes wiping out all life.

I wish my bed would turn into its mass equivalent in A4 paper.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you must still sleep on it.

I wish for a boomerang. And not flying towards me, I know that's what you were thinking.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is the one from Twilight Princess, and it only stuns enemies and blows switches. Enjoy your non-lethal, mostly outclassed-by-clawshot boomerang.

I wish for the storage space and strength of Link in the Zelda games.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted, but for the nearest paranoid sock-lover.

I wish to lock this thread permanently.

[blazing glory]

Granted, however you never find anything funny ever again.

I wish recent games weren't over-priced pieces of garbage.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. Now, they are over-priced piles of garbage.

I wish Homo sapiens could thrive  with or without sleep.

[Fluoman]

Granted, but everyone prefers sleep anyway.

I wish for people to actually care about the Heartbleed security breach.