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[nomoetoe]

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Granted, it unfortunately replaces all the stone types with the previous creature entries.
now your walrus abominations need to dig through a layer of worthless kitten in order to reach the valuable toad veins you need to craft basic weapons and armor.

 I wish that weren't already a possible result of messing with the database.

I now know what I'm going to do once I'm good at modding. :O

Granted, but if you do it for too long, you still die from not breathing oxygen.

I wish for eyebrow worms to be a thing.

Granted, however if they are not quickly removed they will burrow into your brain and convert you into a eyebrow worm production factory

I wish, I had the cruel claws of the crab, the killer instinct of man, and the essence of 300 walruses!

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. They are all sent to your residence.

I wish for the following wish to be true.
I wish for the previous wish to be false.

[IronTomato]

Granet. Wsh tru and fals. at same tim

I wish for Antarctica to be inhabited by blue people.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but not being a genie, you cannot comprehend a wish-vortex and your brain censors the result from your vision. All you know is a sense of deep dissatisfaction. ninjas
Granted. You've discovered the secret homeland of the Blue Man Groups.

I wish there was a legal way for me to see the banned episodes of South Park.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, you are banned and are locked in the vault where banned things are hidden least they corrupt people minds...

 I wish countries would stop banning things.

[tahujdt]

Granted. Bombs are no longer banned aboard airplanes, theft is no longer banned, and so on and so forth.

I wish for access to the Chem Lab supplies closet.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. There are purple grains everywhere...

I wish setting people on fire were not only legal but culturally acceptable.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, it's physically near-impossible and environmentally unfriendly.

I wish for easy, green immolation.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. The new tradition is to add finely divided copper to the accelerants.

I wish I were capable of true multitasking.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a second brain which battles you for control of your body.

I wish for a notepad.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. It is NOTEPAD.EXE

I wish for DNTTRS to continue.

[RAM]

Travelling down stairs has become an infinite loop for you, rendering stairs a one-way mode of transportation. Travelling more than a couple of recursive loops causes hallucinations which leaves you bumping into inanimate objects for the rest of the day.

I wish that title abbreviations didn't exist.

[WillowLuman]

GBCAD
_{granted, but content abbreviations do}

I wish for something hypothetical.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. You receive a hypothetical death by hypothetical severing of the spinal cord with a hypothetical osmium pipe.

I wish for real life.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you can no longer use electronic devices or books.

I wish I was deaf.