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[Erils]

Granted, but the cat is displeased with your memorial and resurrects itself just to destroy the memorial you made.

I wish people stopped being sad so often.

[blazing glory]

Granted,now everyone is either annoyingly happy or angry enough to smash you face in because of the free emotional space.

I wish some good games were 13 rated.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but they aren't popular and stop being stocked or sold.

I wish my spinal column was my spinal column and my ribbon was the pretty (and harmless) decoration that it's intended to be.

[Erils]

Granted. You're spinal column is once again your spinal column. Too bad you didn't wish it was reattached.

I wish that I could mulligan any event in my life.

[blazing glory]

Granted,now some robots will be sent to remove you from the matrix

I wish I had the power to remove foreign materials from my body so I could be clean and remove diseases from my body.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but only when you pass through customs.

I wish my spinal column was reattached properly.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but your spinal column is too large so you can't move because you didn't say what size you wanted it to be.

I wish for more wishes.

[Erils]

Granted. You continue wishing in this forum, only to have every wish corrupted.

I wish I could fly without falling to my death or exiting the atmosphere.

[blazing glory]

Granted,your suspended high in the sky unable to move until a jet inevitably smashes into you,or you starve.

I wish I could tune out what noises I want to.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you go deaf.

I wish my spinal column was attached, and properly sized, and fully functional, and otherwise the way I need it to be etc etc etc.

[Erils]

Granted. You're spinal column is a properly sized and attached Doric column. It is fully functional seeing as you are now a Greek Temple.

I wish that I could leap skyscrapers in a single bound.

[Fluoman]

Granted, you are now a zeppelin.

I wish for some motivation.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you are motivated to stop a mugging,you are shot.

I wish I was immune to bees and other nasty insects that sting and bite.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are undead, and thus their venom has no effect on you.

I wish for something fun to do.

[Tawa]

Granted.

The *steel crossbow bolt* strikes HugoLuman in the head, tearing the skin, shattering the skull, tearing the brain!

HugoLuman has been struck down.

I wish for a crossbow and a steel crossbow bolt, both of which are not broken or imbedded in me or anyone I care about.