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[WillowLuman]

Granted. But it's the American standard for success. You make a fortune selling various items to GrizzlyAdams so he can make jokes about them being used by gay couples.

I wish it would rain.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. It rains gay couples.

I wish for a 6l Engine.

[Erils]

Granted. It rains for seven days and seven nights. The worldwide downpour combined with the evaporation of the oceans required to create the rain causes the world's landscape to reshape creating more lakes, all of which are not as deep as those we know today. ninja'd

Granted. You get a 6l Engine fitted inside your own brand new Vehicular Transporter on the moon. Good luck getting there.

I wish that it would be sunny.

[Helgoland]

Granted. The nuclear blast's shock wave kills you two point three seconds afterwards.

I wish standards for success were universal.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. The universal overlords are not pleased with your inability to match the standards set by the meth-monkey Klepton races of Gogosa IV. You will be culled.

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a lamp.

[Tawa]

Granted. All standards are now unattainably high.

I wish for MOAR PIZZA

Ninja'd.

Granted. You get a lamp. It is just a lamp. Mysteriously, you die a week later.

It probably has nothing to do with a nearby midget finding a dead butterfly in his house.


I wish for MOAR PIZZA

[Avis-Mergulus]

PIZZA STOMACH ANEURISM FATALITY, ONE VICTIM

I wish I could do a handstand on Lenglon's head.

[Tawa]

Granted. You learn to do it, but are only capable if all of your clothes are simultaneously on fire and frozen solid.

I wish for ICE CREAM

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted. It's Hot Cream instead.

I wish for the person below me to say my display name in a rainbow colored fashion.

[Tawa]

Granted.

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I wish that I had a d100.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You can't read the numbers.

I wish to be doing jumping jacks ontop of Avis whilst they're doing a handstand atop Lenglon who is sitting on Hugo's shoulders.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You hit your head on my ceiling.

I wish for ceiling repair.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. They knock out the ceiling and discover asbestos. Your house is condemned.

I wish for super-swearing.

[Tawa]

Granted. You drop an F-Bomb with the power of a nuke and go Super Swearyan, destroying everyone with words children need not know. You are now alone in the universe and have doomed the human race.

I wish that didn't happen.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted! The human race is retconned from existence, so no extinction events.

Granted. You learn to do it, but are only capable if all of your clothes are simultaneously on fire and frozen solid.

Then I wish to do them naked! What, it's the obvious solution.