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[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but you lose your job/educational thing/romantic outputs.

I wish for a bacon tree.

[tahujdt]

Granted, but as you are walking to it, German soldiers attack you suddenly and without warning, because it's not actually a bacon tree, it's a ham bush. [/pun]

I wish for a gun permit for my area and licensed to me, and a nice pistol, and immunity to accidentally shooting myself

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted. You are killed by a criminal while you sleep and he steals your gun.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but as you are walking to it, German soldiers attack you suddenly and without warning, because it's not actually a bacon tree, it's a ham bush. [/pun]

Nice

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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, but as you are walking to it, German soldiers attack you suddenly and without warning, because it's not actually a bacon tree, it's a ham bush. [/pun]

I wish for a gun permit for my area and licensed to me, and a nice pistol, and immunity to accidentally shooting myself

10/10 sir!



Smurfington wishes for a horrible disfigurement.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but I get godlike powers in return.

I also wish that I owned Walmart.

[Helgoland]

Granted. The devil now not only owns your soul, but has power of attorney as well.

I wish Greece would get its act together.

[tahujdt]

Granted. They decide to get together and perform Shakespeare's 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

I wish for something to do in Web Design class besides dressing up simple assignments in fancy CSS and watching Yogscast videos.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get to learn how to make shitty GeoCities websites in Internet Explorer.

I wish for a Wii U.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but no Rayman Origins or Smash Brothers for you.

I wish all the games in "Games you wish existed" existed.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but they can only be played on the Atari System.

I wish I was sitting on your shoulder.

[IronTomato]

Granted. I suddenly have gas. You are glued in place.

I wish my shoulder could hold up Lenglon.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You make a nice umbrella.
Granted. Your shoulder is completely ossified.

I wish the classes I actually want to take weren't full.

[Erils]

Granted. They are entirely empty, even you don't take them.

I wish that I could ninja my way to infamy.

[Helgoland]

Granted. Due to the anonymity, nobody knows it was you. That ninja rises to infamy, though.

I wish I had a well-adjusted and successful love-life.