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[Wooty]

Granted. Unfortunately waddling up to someone and smacking them with a flipper isn't the best way to fight. You declare war on France and flipper-smack almost half the population into sumbission, but your entire army is defeated by a passing tourist with a baseball bat.

I wish I had a cupcake - a MAGICAL cupcake that, upon ingestion, would crawl into your lungs and begin smoking.

[Bingbing]

Granted. The smoke forces all the oxygen out and you suffocate in 3 minutes.

[Helmaroc]

quote:Originally posted by Bingbing:
<STRONG>Granted. The smoke forces all the oxygen out and you suffocate in 3 minutes.</STRONG>

What to do wish for?

[Wooty]

Granted Bingbing, you get nothing. NOTHING!

I wish I had a forklift in my garage.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But you have no idea how to operate it. You call a construction worker to help you move it, but he crashes it into your car and you both are caught in the explosion.

I wish that spaghetti sauce had no tomatoes.

[Wooty]

Spaghetti sauce now has no tomatoes. Because without tomatoes its little more than water, corn syrup, and salt, the sauce companies decide to use a new Chinese all-purpose food called "soylent green". The spaghetti sauce tastes delicious.

I wish I had moar levels leik a skieskraper!

[ December 25, 2007: Message edited by: Wooty ]

[qwertyuiopas]

You now have a very badly done painting made by yourself titled "moar levels leik a skieskraper". It is so ugly, any friends you once had left so they would never have to look at it again.(I could not understand what you meant, this is more to keep the thread going)

I wish this thread would never die.

[ December 28, 2007: Message edited by: qwertyuiopas ]

[Wooty]

^It was a joke about adbots , look at "IMLVL2UCANB2" in the other games section. Funny stuff.

Granted, five minutes after every post you make here, a fat guy named Dave posts. Dave corrupts your wishes by saying "you explode". The only thing Dave wishes for is potato chips.

I wish "modern" artists would go out and actually paint something instead of scribbling.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but thats just because they are titled recently modern artists.

I wish I could do everything Armok could, and was Armok's favourite assistant(think liked underling, as in not want to kill).

[Armok]

Granted, now go wrestle those !!carp!!.

I wish I had lots of [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN].

[PTTG??]

quote:Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>Granted, now go wrestle those !!carp!!.

I wish I had lots of [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN].</STRONG>

Granted, you have plenty of [UNDEFINED_ADJECTIVE_WORDGLOSS] [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN]. Now, whenever you [UNKNOWN_REACTION_TOKEN] any [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN], all you get is [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN]. Unfortunately, whenever you [ACTION_TOKEN_MISSING] any [ITEM_GLOSS_BLANK], your [UNDEFINED_MATERIAL_TOKEN] swells up and [RAW_FILE CORRUPT] all over the place! And the worst of it is [BAD_COMMAND_OR_FILENAME][SYNTAX_ERROR][DAISY_DAISY]

I wish that the US was not commanded by an alcoholic pot-headed redneck and his war-loving corporate cronies. Not that I'm all that political.

[Wooty]

The country is now commanded by Kim Jong II. He plans to "alter" the economy and eliminate congress.

I wish I had a beautiful painting titled "Moar levels leik a skeiscraper", appraised to be worth over $2,000.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted...the artist died its worthful but you lost it last week, in a poker game.(HAD, but not anymore)

I wish that there was no relevent third side of a neutron clock(clock that tells the time of everything, begining, end, and such)

[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Squeegy]

Granted, but everything is now 2D. You can't get out of your door. You starve to death.

I wish.

[Fenrir]

Granted. Unfortunately, you failed to specify what you wanted, so I was forced to improvise. I wouldn't go down into your basement. Then again, that door isn't going to keep them, anyway...

I wish this forum wasn't this awful blue color.