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[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, they're keys from a piano.

I wish that I had some cheese.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you must share it with EVERYONE

I wish for more Sheogorath.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, and he turns you to cheese.

I wish that everyone else became lactose intolerant.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. The farmers can't withstand the fiscal loss and beef becomes 6x more expensive for the next 10 years.

I wish for a calendar.

[Playergamer]

Granted. It's for last year.

I wish for a sports almanac with all the winners of this year.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The initial bets you place alter the course of history, though, changing the winners for the remainder of the year.

I wish I knew how to build a car in Cataclysm: DDA

[Playergamer]

Granted. Sadly, cars are removed soon after.

I wish we weren't leapfrogging.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You are now leaptoadding.

I wish that I had better time management.

[4maskwolf]

You do.  Now you get everything done and have nothing to do, being bored for hours a day.

I wish I didn't feel obligated to be so active on the forums.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You are banned.

I wish for an xbox controller.

[4maskwolf]

Granted. You are banned.

I wish for an xbox controller.

Granted.  You also don't have an xbox: good luck playing with just a controller.

I wish that some people would post a tad more often.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, they type in french.

I wish for a coffee mug.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you're mugged for your coffee.

I wish I owned the moon.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. We are currently strapping Doomrockets to the far side so we may deliver it directly to your house.

I wish for a violin.

[AndClayton]

Granted, by way of a tragic accident you lose both of your arms.

I wish my state would pick up on the ole' decriminalizing weed thing.