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[Erils]

Granted, but you miscounted. In an attempt to hide your shame, you rename yourself HugoLoman and claim you knew what you were doing.

I wish that the forum ninja assasinated anyone whose post gets ninja'd.

[Tawa]

Granted, but I can't think of anything.

Ninja'd by myself.

Granted, but you are jailed and my death pinned on you for that.

I wish that I was 1000% awesomer.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You wind up as an SCP-J

I wish SCP didn't have so many people who -1 and "critique" with only "this is bad and you should feel bad!"

[Tawa]

Granted. They -2 and "critique" with "this really sucks and you should **** *** *** *** **** **** ****!"

I wish my Cataclysm: DDA release A would frickin' work.

[nomoetoe]

Granted but the game stop gets developed forever.

I wish for the power to freeze the world and end all life.

[Playergamer]

Granted. It is a one-shot power, that you use on Pluto. You didn't say which world, did you?

I wish for everyone in the world to speak English.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Everyone does. It wipes cultures out of the Earth, creating a distopian abomination.

I wish for next wish to be written in Russian.

[WillowLuman]

Конечно, но это очень коряво России.

Je voudrais que vous faites un vœu en français.

[Erils]

Accordée, mais Google Translate accidentellement changé en espagnol.

Me gustaría que alguien pidió un deseo en italiano.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but I can't be fucked loading google translator so nothing happens.
(C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER)

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. They all expire in 30 seconds.

I wish for banana dimension.

[WillowLuman]

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted, but they all get corrupted.

Granted. They all expire in 30 seconds.

I wish for banana dimension.

Granted, but it replaces Time as the 4th dimension.

[IronTomato]

DCYHRFYFTHRRDYEAEWAWS

I wish I was a master of making pancakes.

[Tawa]

Granted. You lose everything you own that could possibly used in the creation of pancakes.

I wish the silent man in my D & D play-by-post game would finish his Aasimar.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. He takes his sweet, sweet time doing so.

I wish for some keys.