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[IronTomato]

Granted. It runs on purified liquid nitrogen. You accidentally drop it, and it evaporates after the container breaks open. Hope you've got more.

Since we're all about chemistry now, I wish to bond francium and fluorine. !!SCIENCE!!

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You quickly grab a chunk of each in your bare hands and clap.

I wish for some C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁

[Tawa]

Granted. You are sent 2000 pounds of each fo the following by airmail courtesy of Wikipedia:

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Disaccharides
Allolactose
Cellobiose
Galactose-alpha-1,3-galactose
Gentiobiose (amygdalose)
Isomaltose
Isomaltulose
Kojibiose
Lactose
Lactulose
Laminaribiose
Maltose
2α-Mannobiose
3α-Mannobiose
Melibiose
Melibiulose
Nigerose
Sophorose
Sucrose (table sugar)
Trehalose
Turanose

The plane carrying all 21 tons of material breaks down directly over top of you at the same time you learn you won a million dollars from a sweepstakes.

I eyelash wish for a pokeball that works on strangers' pets.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, you become controlled by Twitch Plays Pokemon, and use your ball on a random kid's Meowth, which you name CJJGJRFIGRFU* and then accidently release later.

I wish for Lord Dome to smite all of the blasphemous Helix worshippers!

[Tawa]

Granted, but you have a last minute change of heart and begin worshipping Helix. You are promptly smited by who you refer to as the Dome Lord.

I wish for unlimited breadsticks.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you must eat all of them in one sitting.

I wish for some C₃H₅N₃O₉

[Helgoland]

Granted; it decomposes explosively.

I wish for an instant cure for hangovers.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here's some C₃H₅N₃O₉

I wish for some O₃

[Erils]

Granted. You're computer releases pure O₃ at a steady rate. WARNING: Extensive computer use may lead to dizziness, suffocation confusion and death.

I wish we stopped making chemistry wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. We make biology ones.

I wish for Colpophyllia natans

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted. It is delivered to you inside a blue whale. The whale is delivered by air mail, which causes the plane to crash, resulting in you being successfully sued for millions, leaving you homeless and starved.

I wish for a lapdog-sized Godzilla pet.

[IronTomato]

Granted. He stands on your keyboard when you try to type stuff.

I wish for a Godzilla-sized lapdog pet.

[Erils]

Granted. He eats your keyboard...and half the city.

I wish for a lapdog-sized lapdog pet.

[wer6]

granted, it sprays urine all of your legs and computer, braking it.

I wish for a cannon.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted. You try to hand-wield it. The recoil launches you into a wall, breaking your spine.

Also: Damn. Ninja'd.
The response to Erils:
Granted. Due to a small miscalculation of scale, he eats the earth. He/she leaves a damp mess on your floor.

I wish I knew how to get Godzilla off my keyboard.