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[Erils]

Granted, but your cell phone Came Back Wrong...

EEP!!! How surprising!!!

I wish for a dog.

Granted. You recieve a single DeOxyGlucose molecule. Don't let it off it's leash.

I wish that I wasn't surprised so often.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are batman, and thus not surprised by anything, ever.

I wish I had a shark for a hand.

[Erils]

Granted. However, I am forced to bring you to justice for terrorizing the citizens of Gotham with your shark hand. The wardens at Arkham cut your hand off upon arrival.

I wish that the next poster wrote the backstory of how I (a cat) became Batman.

[Lenglon]

Granted, a movie studio needed a cheap stunt double, and decided to conscript you for the job. You still have no clue how to fight or how to use any of this stuff they gave you, and all the villains in the city want you dead. Good luck.

I wish I (A pyrokinetic fox) had a nice bed.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You join up with a two-bit Gotham villain in exchange for comfy shelter.

I wish for awesome skates.

[tahujdt]

Granted, but they are five  sizes too small.

I wish for a copy of the Necronomicon.

[wer6]

Granted, but DAMN its written in Blood! and your scared of blood, You immediately yelp in surprise and stub your toe, turning into A mist of Blood and screams.

I wish I was Cantalos, The god of YOU CANT.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, YOU CANT do anything, for that would contradict your nature.

I wish for a dalek sound system.

[IronTomato]

Granted, they EXTEEEEEERMINATE your eardrums. You go deaf.

I wish for an entire Dalek.

[Erils]

Granted. Sadly, you lost your sonic screwdriver and are trapped with no escape.

I wish someone would tell me the correct answer to this question:
True or False, "This statement is a lie"

[wer6]

The correct answer to this question is not true or false but its after 8 entire century of Miley cirrus twerking! ((washs fingers with acid))

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Sadly, you lost your sonic screwdriver and are trapped with no escape.

I wish someone would tell me the correct answer to this question:
True or False, "This statement is a lie"

(ninja'd)
Granted. It's a true falsehood.

I wish for a hearing aid, since I'm apparently deaf now.

[wer6]

Granted, hower you sell your brain for it.

I wish for Hugos brain.

[IronTomato]

Granted. He sold it to you, for $1000000.

I wish for a motorcycle and gas.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The tank is full of fluorine.

I wish for a Nitrogen-powered motorcycle.