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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14790 on: February 04, 2014, 01:46:29 pm »
Granted. You're in a Beluga Whale's stomach.

I wish for a pet beluga whale to eat trespassers on my houseboat.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14791 on: February 04, 2014, 01:49:12 pm »
Granted, unfortunately it is too heavy for your houseboat and ends up sinking the thing.

I wish that I wasn't in anything's or anyone's stomach, digestive track or any organ that aids in digestion.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14792 on: February 04, 2014, 01:50:58 pm »
Granted.  You are completely digested and excreted. Welcome to Limbo.

I wish Limbo was an eternal Limbo dance, and not just eternal nonexistence.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14793 on: February 04, 2014, 01:56:50 pm »
Granted. However, the Limbo pole is always too low for anyone to ever fit under and, if raised, becomes so high that even a 20ft giant could walk under it, leading to an eternity of frustration.

I wish that I existed again.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14794 on: February 04, 2014, 02:09:57 pm »
Granted. You are a bowl of petunias at 20,000 feet altitude.

I wish JewWario wasn't dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14795 on: February 07, 2014, 06:24:25 pm »
Granted. He's on the brink of death, drowning in miasma, on fire, and generally suffering from the results of a tantrum spiral.

I wish life was an infinite game of Hot Potato.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14796 on: February 07, 2014, 06:30:19 pm »
Granted. Catch.

I wish for something obvious to happen.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14797 on: February 08, 2014, 12:59:06 am »
Granted, you stand there holding a scorching hot potato. Obviously this burns your hands.

I wish crocodiles were better playmates.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14798 on: February 08, 2014, 01:10:26 am »
Granted. Your best friends who are obviously all good playmates, have suddenly turned into crocodiles.

I wish I got better rolls when I'm RPGing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14799 on: February 08, 2014, 01:11:17 am »
Granted. All 1's, highly entertaining.

I wish Lenglon was doge and not fox.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14800 on: February 08, 2014, 02:19:36 am »
Heeeeeyyyy!!!!!!!! Not nice!
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I'm not going to grant/corrupt that one, I'm a little too invested in the result to do it right.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14801 on: February 08, 2014, 06:53:27 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on February 08, 2014, 01:11:17 am
Granted. All 1's, highly entertaining.

I wish Lenglon was doge and not fox.

Granted! He is now ruler of the tiny Italian town of Senarica.

I wish Adventures of Likot Soapeater would start updating again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14802 on: February 09, 2014, 10:22:09 am »
Granted but the updates are horrbile and tarnish the reputation of Likot Soapeater until he is only known on the forum in infamy.

I wish that Senarica was free of the oppressive rule of a doge.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14803 on: February 09, 2014, 01:07:15 pm »
Granted. They are now under the oppressive rule of a caliph.

I wish I could hold my breath indefinitely with no negative consequences.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14804 on: February 09, 2014, 01:11:03 pm »
Granted. You can't hold it anymore, though.

I wish for more human friends that won't kill me.
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