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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14775 on: February 02, 2014, 02:04:54 am »
Granted. But your psionic antics get you slapped with Contempt of Court, and an automatic 3 year sentence despite the rest of the trial.

I wish for colder weather. Surprise me.
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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14776 on: February 02, 2014, 02:32:36 am »
Granted. It is now so cold hell freezes over and everything dies.

I wish for a better computer.
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Erils

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« Reply #14777 on: February 02, 2014, 06:32:45 am »
Granted. You get a new computer that is better than the one you currently have. However, you only get on your 500th rememberance day, and, compared to the other technology around, it still sucks.

I wish that I could see the future.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14778 on: February 02, 2014, 06:43:10 am »
Granted. You see the future. All of it. Simultaneously. Across all of space and time. Have fun with that.

I wish I had a TARDIS.
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Erils

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« Reply #14779 on: February 02, 2014, 08:27:24 am »
Granted. You had one that you were repairing before some random guy who called himself "The Doctor" stole it from you.

I wish someone knew what Doctor Who episode I was referring to.
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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14780 on: February 02, 2014, 08:32:20 am »
Granted. A sea cucumber counts as "someone", right?

I wish for a cleaner room.
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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Erils

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« Reply #14781 on: February 02, 2014, 09:03:49 am »
Granted. A non-existent room counts as "cleaner", right?

I wish that I had telephonesis.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14782 on: February 04, 2014, 02:09:32 am »
Granted but it doesn't stop the crocodiles.

I wish my early posts on this forum weren't so dumb.
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Erils

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« Reply #14783 on: February 04, 2014, 03:20:37 am »
Granted. Sadly you're newer posts now just aren't as good as you're older ones and everyone yearns for the "Good old days."

I wish that I had known about this forum earlier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14784 on: February 04, 2014, 09:34:58 am »
Granted. Earlier, you knew about the forum. Now you've forgotten.

I wish I couldn't forget things so easily.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14785 on: February 04, 2014, 09:45:37 am »
Granted, a KGB officer is tasked with ensuring that you inform him of everything you know. He refreshes your memory.

I wish I (pyrokinetic fox, recently released from prison) had a playmate!
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14786 on: February 04, 2014, 11:27:11 am »
Granted. Its the crocodile that just ate a telephonetic cat and is hungry for more.

I wish that I was no longer in the crocodile's stomach.
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jaxy15

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« Reply #14787 on: February 04, 2014, 12:04:32 pm »
Granted. You are now in a blue whale's stomach.

I wish for my very own real life dorf.
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14788 on: February 04, 2014, 12:35:19 pm »
Granted. Peter Dinklage moves into your house, but then you have a falling out and he sues you.

I wish for the END OF THE WORLD
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14789 on: February 04, 2014, 01:45:28 pm »
Granted. You get a free copy of  Skeeter Davis song titled "The End of the World"

I wish that I wasn't in the blue whale's stomach.
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