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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296651 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14700 on: January 24, 2014, 05:54:54 pm »
Granted. Jagex stops everything, because Blizzard buys Runescape and Funorb.

I wish I knew why I ever played Runescape in the first place.
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WhitiusOpus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14701 on: January 24, 2014, 06:32:09 pm »
Granted. You did it for the lulz.

I STILL wish someone to type Duestchlandt Uber Alles from memory. In english.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

flame99

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14702 on: January 24, 2014, 06:40:51 pm »
Granted. Duestchlandt Uber Alles from memory. In english.

I wish there was no such thing as standardized testing.
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WhitiusOpus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14703 on: January 24, 2014, 06:57:52 pm »
Granted. there is (un)standardized testing, in which you will be subject to numerous and often hilariously misconstrued ideas of education.
...Oh wait, thats already happening.

I wish for someone to F*CKIN' TRANSLATE DUETSCHLANDT UBER ALLES FOR ME.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja
Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14704 on: January 24, 2014, 07:51:06 pm »
Jiki Freeb, Freebilikius
Jabroflagga tanikius
Graynerabus aybi
Skilinkus!
-Kobold translation. The length of the song changes each time.

I wish for the worst bike ever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14705 on: January 24, 2014, 08:10:11 pm »
Granted. However the bike is so bad, it angers the great bike god and he erases you and everyone who had anything to do with that bike out of existence .

I wish that I was invincible.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14706 on: January 24, 2014, 08:15:11 pm »
Granted. You are used in construction of a bridge, as one of the supports.

I wish for some cake.
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WhitiusOpus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14707 on: January 24, 2014, 08:29:03 pm »
Granted. You are now a fruitcake. Wait...

I wish my avatar wouldn't put people into mild cardiac shock from lulz.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
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Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.

jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14708 on: January 25, 2014, 06:42:34 am »
Granted. It now puts them into an uncontrollable rage and makes them want to kill you brutally and painfully. Better barricade your windows and doors!

I wish for money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14709 on: January 25, 2014, 11:05:49 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on January 25, 2014, 06:42:34 am
Granted. It now puts them into an uncontrollable rage and makes them want to kill you brutally and painfully. Better barricade your windows and doors!

I wish for money.

granted, your government now taxes your income at 100%!

I wish that I was the next poster... or that the next poster would be me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14710 on: January 25, 2014, 11:14:35 am »
Baffler has transformed into Urist McScoopbeard!
Your identity is promptly stolen.

I wish I could finish college faster.
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Comrade P.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14711 on: January 25, 2014, 11:41:36 am »
Granted. You're kicked out without any explanations and a chance to continue as well.

I wish I had a Roberts-Kasserio book on organic chemisrty downloaded to my brain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14712 on: January 25, 2014, 11:53:43 am »
Granted. The entire physical book is downloaded into your brain, and it literally explodes.

I wish to be able to come up with better wishes.
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14713 on: January 25, 2014, 12:55:02 pm »
Granted. You drop acid.

I wish for a pencil that can juggle.
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WhitiusOpus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14714 on: January 25, 2014, 02:06:17 pm »
Granted. You can now juggle pencils. Wait....

I wish for Comrade P. to update New Age Mercenaries. Again. Because zero patience :P.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on April 10, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja
Young Masches: Fetch yonder blade!
Masches grabs his "sword." Navi gasps. Her aura flushes a pinkish hue and she flies out the window.
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