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[Proto105]

Granted went       mad
you         stark
just         raving

I            everyone           or                it             terribly
wish     goes                    berserk     would    funny.
that     melancholical   because    be

[RAM]

Penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin.

I         wish  that above.
had       made  post
different crazy
thing.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin.

I         wish  that above.
had       made  post
different crazy
thing.

I think that is quite a good idea.
What, though, do we wish for?
I Think I know!
See this here?
Here?
For it is here!
Or maybe not.
Really though this is the wish.
Thanks for granting it.
Hurry!
It must be granted
Soon!

(our wishes must be vertical!)

[IronTomato]

Aw hell no...

So, then...
Time to move on?
Only vertical wishes give me trouble.
Please hear my words:

I wish for more haikus,
Preferably starting now.

[SOLDIER First]

Fricking granted.
Under no
Circumstances is a wish to be in non-haiku form, so everyone
Kills you and uses these again.

[IronTomato]

(I just noticed that the last letter in mine was a p instead of t... I've failed)

This thread just got real
SB Must have heard me wrong
I'll do it myself

[flame99]

Your wish is granted,
But just how long will it last?
You'll want to see mine.

I wish that we stopped
And just wrote in old plaintext.
It makes this a pain.

[WillowLuman]

>Wish for plain text
Are you sure? "It makes this a pain"!
>y
All your wishes are in painfull plain text. You can't take the pain
You die...
Do you want your possessions identified? (y/n)

>y
Identifying...
>Continue this definition of plain-text

[Erils]

Possessions identified. Do you want to see the results?
>y
A large number of possessions were found. Are you sure you want to continue?
>y
Possessions identified:

     1 c-ompu-ter-
     1 co8mpu5-er 2mo-us+e
     1 c8)o^mp*t-=er k%e&yb(oar@d
     <QUA#NT(IT@Y E_(RR@OR> l!a9)pt^/o#`op b\t],e)r%&rie&s
     2(87 d(&o=-Gs90J
     *&9280-0_8& b*7oOK2o*5-k&9Fs

M@)AL@(#8F98UN9*&*CT*9I72&N- IM@(#M#849EN(@IN$*T)@
D@*o y2@o*@u( w(83is@#h 2t)@o c(@0o$5nt#-i*#n@32ue9+?
>y

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Your wish is granted, however the meaning of plain text is changed to mean the format i'm using right now!

I wish that the next person wishes for this wish!

[IronTomato]

Granted.

I wish that the person next to me wishes for UMSB's wish.

[Proto105]

Granted.

I wish for a goldfish named UMSB's wish.

[flame99]

Granted. The fish is actually an abnormally large and aggressive shark painted gold named UMSB.

I wish my dog would stop growling at people.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It stops growling and starts tearing out their throats.

I wish for a better computer.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted. Your computer is now AM. Let it tell you how much it has come to hate you since it began to live.

I wish for this wish to be uncorrupted.