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[WillowLuman]

One wish, two wish,
Seussian rhyme is a slap on the wrist
do you hear? His punishment must be more severe.
A wish for the stylings of Seussian rhymes'll
instead get you words like the cartoonist Ted Guisel

For trying to kill me,
but instead having filled me
with wrath,
Flameboy99
it is time
to pay for your crime.
You were so far out of line,
you cannot merely pay a fine,
so I wish to sentence you
TO TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF BAD RHYME.

[flame99]

Granted. I'm actually an amateur poet, though, so it doesn't really change much.

I wish I was better at using psychological horror.

[zomara0292]

Granted, but unfortunately, your horror creating tactics only work on you.



I wish, that this topic will become the oldest topic on bay12.

[Iceblaster]

Granted, but we only post terrible jokes.

I wish for my laptop to have infinite batteries.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Your laptop now has infinite batteries. It barely lasts a nanosecond before it explodes and batteries flood the entire universe, killing all life.

I wish for a 3DS with Pokémon Y.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Granted, but unfortunately, your horror creating tactics only work on you.



I wish, that this topic will become the oldest topic on bay12.

granted with glee, now give this a look!
This topic here, becomes the oldest trick in the book.
I'm immortal you see, It'll take more to beat me!
A book indeed, but filled only with rhymery!

Now that I've got you by the skin of your nose,
we'll continue this game, until one of us slows!
My wish is for us to all be alive,
and quite attached, to the spirit of gibe!

@Jaxy

You sir, have beat me, I am considerably miffed.
I shall grant you your utterance, but with considerable thrift!
You will get your handthing, but it's been made seussified:
It jingles and jangles, but alas you have now died!

You see, it's impossible, I cannot be beat.
Now, I think it time you owe something to me.
We shall, with our rhymes turn up the heat,
for infinite rhyming, I wish there to be!

[WillowLuman]

Rhymes galore there shall be
from now and all eternity
But before long you shall see
the demise of all of Humanity
For most people cannot handle pronunciation
of rhymes of this great heat, pressure, and duration
Their minds shall explode, their tongues will melt.
What a great blow to all of us you have dealt!

I wish for the power to rhyme without limit.
For this never-ending battle, I must win it.

[Proto105]

As you wish,
streams of words you will serve on a dish.
But everything must come with a price,
a curse to be precise.
Never you will be able to speak normal again,
there's nothing else about it to explain.

I want this eternal battle to end,
unending crisis I shall mend,
of death and despair,
it would strike fast, you cannot prepare.
The power of wish, I will use,
yes, this is the wish that I will choose.

[tahujdt]

As you wish,
streams of words you will serve on a dish.
But everything must come with a price,
a curse to be precise.
Never you will be able to speak normal again,
there's nothing else about it to explain.

I want this eternal battle to end,
unending crisis I shall mend,
of death and despair,
it would strike fast, you cannot prepare.
The power of wish, I will use,
yes, this is the wish that I will choose.

Your wish is granted
Now I wish for all wishes
to be haiku form

[Baffler]

Your wish is granted.
All wishes are now in
not quite proper haiku.

I wish there were
some way to escape from this
rhyming constraint.

[WillowLuman]

You are not rhyming
The wish is already true
Continue Haiku

I shall wish for all
further wishes to
be in limerick.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Goddamnit, all the other players get bored of this nonsense and otherthrow poems and limericks.





I wish people would stop this crazy shit.

[jaxy15]

Granted. However, the shit becomes so horribly dull and boring that everyone loses interest in the thread.

I wish for the shit to become crazy again.

[flame99]

Granted, must written high
all now in columns.
words be three

I people in games.
wish would my
more post forum

[WillowLuman]

Granted. only     threads
They     trolling.are
post     Your     locked

I    a
wish different
for  crazy