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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1290898 times)

Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14475 on: December 28, 2013, 07:20:46 am »

Granted. They are indeed impressive. No injury, no substance, however, making the bolts entirely (and obviously) useless save for the fast-fading novelty. You use the bolts as flashlights occasionally, as parlor tricks on strangers, but ultimately forget the power halfway through the new year. I mean, not even being able to throw them...really...?

I wish I could inexplicably refill things. I'm always running out of printer ink, soda, toothpaste. It'd be nice to make empty things full again, instantly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14476 on: December 28, 2013, 03:21:56 pm »

Granted, however, it's entirely involuntary. All your bodily cavities (lungs, bladder, glands) are constantly getting refilled, every cup you pass fills with a random drink, every cartridge a random color ink. Your hard drives all fill with random numbers, your cameras with pictures of static, your contacts lists with people you don't know. Your home fills with useless crap, your neighborhood fills with litter. One day you find your mailbox filled with adverts, and then every day after that. No room for actual mail, though your friends have long since abandoned you. Eventually you try suicide, but your body refills with blood and your wounds with skin...

I wish for some eggnog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14477 on: December 31, 2013, 07:33:45 pm »

Granted. It expired last year.

I  wish that this wish doesn't get granted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14478 on: December 31, 2013, 07:52:59 pm »

Granted. It expired last year.

I  wish that this wish doesn't get granted.

 PARADOX IMMINENT, TIME7SPACE IS BEIN6 D3STROY

I wish universe is fixed
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14479 on: December 31, 2013, 08:01:18 pm »

The universe is taken to the vet and fixed, now it will not be getting up to any mischief with the other universes.
The universe is fixed and placed under a microscope. The toxic chemicals used to fix it add an unfortunate discolouration.
The universe is fixed, time ceases to function.
The universe is repaired, well, it is used to prop up a table, but as it is now considered part of the table, it can be considered to have been repaired... Paradoxes, obviously, are meaningless compared to a table of sufficient dimensions to use a universe to prop up one of its legs...

I wish for a consistency.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14480 on: December 31, 2013, 08:09:25 pm »

Granted. Things are now consistently shite.

I wish for more everything and less anything.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14481 on: December 31, 2013, 11:25:38 pm »

Granted. Your award is infinite wat.

I wish you could smell what I'm smelling.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14482 on: January 01, 2014, 02:45:13 am »

Granted. Unfortunately, you no longer have any olfactory sense, so the power amounts to nothing.

I wish I had at least some skill in drawn art.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14483 on: January 01, 2014, 06:29:39 am »

Granted. Unfortunately, you no longer have any olfactory sense, so the power amounts to nothing.

I wish I had at least some skill in drawn art.

There so good, No one can understand because it is 14 dimensions

I wish had power to simple eat on only emotions, so I never have to eat again
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14484 on: January 01, 2014, 06:31:56 am »

Granted. You soul has been sold to Satan in exchange for that ability. When you die, you will burn in hell eternally.

I wish my aunt's doge wouldn't completely ignore me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14485 on: January 01, 2014, 07:04:40 am »

Granted. It now hates you, and knows exactly where you are at any given moment. It's teeth and claws have also been replaced with extremely sharp steel, and it's become much larger recently.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14486 on: January 01, 2014, 03:52:19 pm »

Ahem*
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14487 on: January 01, 2014, 03:58:47 pm »

Ahem*
((My apologies))
I wish I could successfully install the Aether: Reborn mod for Minecraft version 1.5.2, and all mods necessary to run it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14488 on: January 01, 2014, 04:20:02 pm »

Granted. However bugs.

I wish that my (old) Aether installation didn't fling me through the air whenever I touched Aether sand.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14489 on: January 01, 2014, 04:52:42 pm »

Granted. Aether sand will now fall when no blocks are under it, just like overworld sand.

I wish I didn't have to leave slovakia tomorrow. (why are holidays always too short ._.)
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