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[WillowLuman]

Granted. But you don't like soy milk.

I wish wer6 had Great Evil Superpowers.

[IronTomato]

Granted... He becomes Galactus, devourer of worlds.

I wish I was the Silver Surfer.

[PTTG??]

Granted.

I wish this thread was five years old.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you are late though it turned 6 back in April. they grow up so fast don't they? 

I wish for one dollar a million times.

[tahujdt]

Granted, you are late though it turned 6 back in April. they grow up so fast don't they? 

I wish for one dollar a million times.

Granted, but you are given the same dollar over and over.

[Erils]

And the void claims another victim.

Mrow. (I wish that people would stop forgetting to post a wish)

[Lenglon]

Granted, they remember, but choose not to anyway.
"mew?"

[JackOSpades]

granted, people remember to post wishes however internet zombies and random housepets continue to corrupt requests without leaving a wish. 

GRANTED, you wished for nothing and that is exactly what you receive as you are cast into absolute vacuum for science!! of course.

I wish I were the very model of a modern major general (forgive me it's late so you get show tunes.)

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
The provates revolt and you die.

I wish I had THE POWER OF FROST
THE POWER OF FROST
THE POWER OF FROST
THE POWER OF FROST

[Helgoland]

Granted. You now have the powers of a British 90's criminal investigator who doesn't like vegetables.

I wish I had a truffle farm.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it gets destroyed in WWI.

I wish you had a truffle farm in the present day.

[flame99]

Granted. You DID mean a power plant making electricity off of fat kids doing the truffle shuffle, right?

I wish my internet connection would stop going down already.

[Baffler]

Granted, it will never go down again because it is never coming back.

I wish I could learn everything I needed to ace all of my exams.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You have 5 minutes.

I wish I hadn't been distracted by these forums the day before mine.

[Helgoland]

Granted. You're now distracted during.

I wish I was a fish.